The Wynncraft Update Game

Yes this is a ripoff of another forum game, but that thread has long since been closed.

Basically, we’re going to be (humorously) creating updates for Wynn.

How it works:
One person starts an update by writing its name. The next person must then write ONE feature to be added in that update. The person after that can add ONE more feature. The features have to somehow relate to that update’s name and theme.
Each update must have a minimum of 3 of features in it. Anyone can start a new update and finish the previous update at any time, by replying with ‘END OF UPDATE- ( Update name) and writing the name of thenew update.

An example pf how this works:
Player 1: New update - The Cow Update
Player 2: - Added cows to all provinces
Player 3: - Added the hidden cow menu to use to unlock new cows
Player 4: - the CoW is now a Cow
Player 5: [END OF THE COW UPDATE] New Update - The Bovemist Update


All completed updates will be listed on this post in a spoiler.

Spoiler: 4.04: The Not Found Update

Changelog for 4.04: The Not Found Update

- Added Housing for level 404s
- Removed ability to find Items
- Players may no longer re-id items
- Items now have a 44% chance of destroying themselves every second
- Players now ALWAYS respawn in Canyon of the Lost upon death, regardless of where they died.
- Canyone of the Lost has been expanded to 100x its original size to allow for more content
- Teleportation scrolls have been removed to enhance exploration experience
- Everything except Canyon of the Lost has been removed to help new players catch up on the content
- All of Gavel (which is already just CoTL) has been removed.
- Everything has been removed

We hope everyone enjoys the Not Found update!

Spoiler: 2.1: The Potato Update

Changelog for V2.1: The Potato Update

- All players must now consume a potato every ingame day to keep their character alive.
- Emeralds are replaced with potatoes 'for the lols' - @PumpkinTiny
- All mobs now drop potatoes
- All mobs are now potatoes
- The new Potato Province has been added with 999 all new potato-themed quests, thousands of new potato mobs, and 6 new mythic potatoes items.
- New Final Boss: Lord Tater. When he is defeated, the player who killed him becomes the server owner.
-The game now counts with the system to shoot energy balls to everything you see, and you can make patterns with it .
- The new Potato class has been added. Its spells are the following: potato storm, potatoscape, potato bomb, potato shield. All other classes have been nerfed to encourage switching to potato class.
- There is now the Church of Tater quest line which will reward a Golden Potato. The next person to do the quest must fight the current holder of the Golden Potato in order to acquire it. There is only one Golden Potato.
- Players with a Golden Potato in their inventory get +1 skill point per level.

- All attack effects (normal or otherwise) replaced with potato swirl effects.
- All runes have now been replaced with Potatoes, which are held by Potato Guardians which must be killed to acquire the potato.
- Potato Laboratory location revealed. To enter, 4 players, each with a rare potato in their inventory, are required.
- Potatoes can now be farmed off of trees.
- Potato quantity in Loot Chests has been nerfed.
- Running through tall grass and wheat gives a slight chance of getting to fight the elusive Scared Potato mob.
- Every town citizen and friendly npc has been replaced by archons.
- Each archon is now a community puzzle like the ??? quest. Hint: potaato, potahto
- CSST replaced by CIIPF, Corrupted Insect-Infested Potato Farm. Gives 50 XP per run and a corrupted potato which can be traded for Fate’s Shear.
- Legendary island now rewards you bronze, silver, gold and diamond potatoes instead of tokens. And you can buy with 128 diamond potatoes: God potato.
- Added Community Quest "P_9F". the objective of the quest is to find and destroy the yam god as he has been depleting potato supply and replacing them with yams

We hope you enjoy 2.1: Potato Update!

Spoiler: 2.0: The BEEEEEEEEEEE Update

Changelog for 2.0: The BEEEEEEEE Update

- ADDED BEEEEEEEEEES (10 es)
-Removed pork.
- ADDED BEEEEEEEEEEES (11 es)
- Removed corruption and added wasps in its place.
- Removed Decay and added Hornets in its place.
- Removed Naragath and replaced him with the Japanese Giant Hornet. (this is what you meant by 'fix EoTS' right?)
- Added BeeKeeping profession. No other professions though.
- The Avos in Corkus have been replaced with Beevos (a mix of humans, birds and bees).

We hope you enjoy the BEEEEEEEEEE Update!

Spoiler: 1.9.1: The Housing Update

Changelog for 1.9.1: The Housing Update

- Added Inns
- Guilds Territories can tax inns they control
- Players may buy land to build structures on. Buyouts of land owned by another player on the server is allowed as there would otherwise not be enough space.
- Players can now have guild wars against NPC's for moar land
- Swarms have been re-added to the game.
(Additional Note, Swarms now never stop, as the server is now a constant swarm in every city)
- Swarms can now take over guild territories if left alone
- Guild drama is now bannable
- Housing isn't actually added (MUAHAHA PRANKED)

We hope you enjoy the Housing Update!

Current Update: The Update that Fixes the Economy

 

-Added Housing only for Level 404s

had to get that out of the way

 

- Removed ability to find items
(How did you reply literally 5 seconds after I posted this)

 

-Players may no longer re-id items.

 

- Items now have a 44% of destroying themselves.

 

-Players now respawn in CotL upon death, regardless of their previous location.

 

- CotL has been expanded to 100x it's original size for more content.

 

- Tp scrolls have been removed to enchance the getting lost exploration experience

 

- Everything but CotL deleted to make it easier for new players to catch up.

 

-All gavel features removed, now you get to experience old wynn

 

...
Wynn, corkus, removed from this.

And you just got rid of CotL in gavel...
...
What's left? :/
Well... seems like everything got deleted in the 4.04 update. -.-

[End of the 4.04: The not found update] New update: The potato update.

 

-Wynncraft is now fully a creative server

 

-You must now consume a daily dose of potatoes to stay alive.

 

-Emeralds are getting replaced with potatoes just for the lols.

 

- All mobs now drop potatoes

 

- All mobs are now potatos

 

- The new Potato Province has been added with 999 all new potato-themed quests, thousands of new potato mobs, and 6 new mythic potatoes items.

 

-The game now has a final boss: the Lord Tater. Defeating him makes you the new owner of the server

 

-The game now counts with the system to shoot energy balls to everything you see, and you can make patterns with it

 

- The new Potato class has been added. Its spells are the following: potato storm, potatoscape, potato bomb, potato shield