Survive!

Your Cataclysm used to kill Mecha-thun put cards in your hand via a deathrattle. So the deathrattle doesn't trigger and I live.

You're sitting at your PC typing a reply to this game when it blows up with the explosive power of C4.

 

But it failed since im on an iPad

I throw this at you

 

Tossing an image ain't very effective, ajaja?

'ere, get smited.

 

Hard to get smited from the sky if you'r underground.

'ere, get buried.

 

I have a shovel.

I hit you on the head with my shovel.

 

I fall to the floor before you hit me and roll out of the danger zone, thus dodging your attack.

I disassemble you into molecules.

 

I reassemble my molecules as a superior version of myself with the infinity guantlet.

*snap*

 

Smited by probability. Luck's on my side today. You never specified you had all the gems, anyway.

Now you're here and there and it's a mess. Exploding is fun! Well, maybe not for the person doing so.

 

I teleport behind you and push you into the explosion

 

um

you're the one exploding though?

 

Oh. Well then I stop exploding and make you explode instead, because... magic?

 

Magic is my gimmick >:(

how does one 'stop exploding' lmao

tbf I'm Astatine I shoulda exploded a long time ago, but I didn't, so by off-the-wall logic, I'm immune to exploding. Because yes.

uhhh

Poof, you have no brain.

 

Fool, I never had one! *falls over from lack of brain*

Poof, you teleport into space.

 

space is fun

Earth is in space

therefore I can be on earth while being in space

...

And you can enjoy being consumed by a black hole! Delightful, right?

 

I am consumed by the black hole and discover that it’s actually a wormhole to another galaxy filled with a massive supercivilization. Thanks!

We invade Earth.

 

Which Earth? Not mine obv.

The Earth you invaded invades back.

 

but they invade the wrong earth

the moon invades your privacy













and stabs you

 

I vaporize the moon with my Celestial Obliterator 3000™, out in stores soon.

You get a heart attack while trapped in a jail cell.

 

Just so happens to be a mad scientists next to me and revives me.
We together use a time machine to prevent you for being born.

 

I travel back in time faster to shoot you before you stop me from being born.