⚔ Another Boss Fight Thread ⚔ - Current Boss: The Guardians Of The Subway

...Me..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

:OOOO

 

I keep shouting behind the activists to cripple Donald's self-esteem. The activists are still verbally abusing Donald.

 

Make the wall fall on donald

 

I press the RESET button...

 

I take a small group of activists away to make a theme song against Donald. Like a dis track but more hearty and choir based

 

Summon and revive Remy. :/

 

I fish a very large amount of dog treats out of my bag and load them into a flamethrower along with a ton of oil. I then fire this mixture of treats and flames at Donald until the tank empties.

 

now. i shoot donald with rocket launcher.

EDIT: the code is 5901 for my safe. So i open it. Now someone can get theree is they want

 

I make fake racist tweets that look like Evil Donald made them. And than retweet it to blue chekmarked accounts.

 

Suddenly, Meganub's bat lights up on fire! His attack will deal 2d4 fire damage on top of his melee attack. His attack speed also increases, allowing for 2 hits instead of 1 with the bat.

Skill Check: 11
You called for an air strike. The air strikes lands, but somehow, Donald's evasiveness due to his dancing allows him to dodge most of it (Only takes half damage).

He takes 11 (6d6 + 3 halved) Explosion Damage

How do I describe this?

You unleash all the energy you stored for the last three turns, shouting "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" for an extended period of time. The energy ball turns into a powerful beam of destructive energy, releasing extreme amounts of heat and light. The beam hits the duck directly.

The Attack deals 15d10 + 10 Burst Damage.

As such, Donald takes 89 Burst Damage from the attack!

You and the activist start to cripple Donald's self esteem. Though, at this point you are shouting at a fried duck. (Get it? Because he got FLAMED ON)

If the duck was still alive, you impose a disadvantage on his next roll.

A stroke of genius, you decide that as a finisher move, you make the wall fall onto the duck.

Conveniently, you have a button for that!

You make the wall fall on Donald, and it falls on him hard. 25 (6d8 + 5) Bludgeoning Damage from the falling wall!

I am sorry, the dog ate it.

You would have to wrestle it to get it back!

Skill Check: 10

You make a diss track against Donald, along with the group of activists, as you rap along.

Oof, it hurts to be evil. You empower the group of activists!

Skill Check: 4
You resummon the Rat. The Corpse is on the floor.

You try to think of the ritual for resurrection, though it does not come into mind that quickly. You try to revive Remy anyways.

The giant rat corpse started bloating and swelling. It seems like it did not work.

You do however, heard of a crystal that can resurrect creatures, however it is only set in legends and stories.

The flamethrower spews burning dog treats at Donald! Not only does this lure even more dogs to distract him, he also takes 15 (5d8) Fire Damage!

The Annoying dogs eats up your flamethrower when they realized it was loaded with dog treats.

PEW!

You launch a mini rocket at Donald, and it explodes! It also fills you with awesomeness.

You deal 23 (3d12 + 4) Explosion Damage to Donald! It also knocksback Donald as well.

Skill Check: 3

You manage to get some celebrities to get angry about Donald, although most of them seem to shrug it off as being "a part of the internet". Though, some activists found it and are even more empowered and angry at Donald!

Boss:
Ultimate Evil Donald, The Merciless
HP: -84 / 500 (-163)
Status: Very much dead!
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• You guys absolutely annihilated Ultimate Evil Donald!
• All summons has been desummoned. Buildings and buffs are reset, and the party's health is reverted to normal. (The Activists goes home, after taking a selfie with the "defeated" Donald)
• The Annoying Dog also disappears along with the Reset button! How mysterious!
• Ultimate Evil Donald dropped the following items (EACH PERSON CAN CHOOSE ONE):
  1x [Ass Destroyer] (Deals 12d10 Melee DMG. This item must be reeled up the turn before, and needs to be refilled with [Magical Oil], or it would not activate. In between battles, it is magically refilled even if you do not have [Magical Oil]. Damage is not affected by modifiers or buffs. Can also cause 1d4 chance of fear, that lasts for one turn.)
  1x [Steel Chestplate] (Increases Health by 15 HP. A normal looking, average chestplate useful for protection)
  1x [Donald's Heart] (Why the heck would you want this? Unless... you are a demon yourself? Increases Evil by 10 Points. Makes for some very interesting conversation topics)
  1x [Duck's Soul] (Attacks now have a 1d6 chance of being a critical hit, which causes double damage. Infusing a weapon with this soul would permanently increase its power [50% increase], but consumes the soul in the process)
  1x [Bucket of Magical Oil] (You can use this to refill an Ass Destroyer as part of a sub-action. Has unlimited uses. You can use this for both in battle or for utility / crafting. Magical Oil burns for 3 turns when lit and does heavy burn damage, 3d4 damage per turn. Firearm Weaponry infused with Magical Oil deals 4 to 12 additional damage, depending on magnitude and power of the weapon)
  
  Choose wisely, as there are chances that you may never encounter these items again in the future. As previously stated, each person can only pick one item.
• An underground railway has opened up. It seems like where you are heading to next. Beyond what you see is only darkness.

♘ Current Party Members ♘:
> @Tsuin HP 15 / 15
> @H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y HP 15 / 15
> @Leonardonox HP 15 / 15
> @Host_Legacy HP 15 / 15
> @Hungurr the Cryo HP 15 / 15
> @KikiTheKiko HP 15 / 15
> @A Human HP 15 / 15
> @SimpleFlips HP 15 / 15
> @Arkade HP 15 / 15
> @Jalapeno9 HP 15 / 15
> @QiraHive HP 15 / 15

And the second boss down! The next boss will be coming shortly, expect it in 24 hours. Though those who are curious do hear some interesting rap music happening underground. Meet the Guardians of the Subway!

 

Chestplate for me

 

I take the magical oil - imagine how amazing my flamethrower will be with that!

 

Inb4 it becomes the most broken item I ever introduced into this game lol

 

I take the heart plz
(What? Why do you think I'm a evil hero in adventure quest worlds?)

 

Ill took that soul. Maybe its something useful at later battles.

 

ass destroyer, maybe it might be useful

 

I imagine the next boss to be the pillar men from Jojo

 

;-;
...
Can I claim every boss corpse? >.>

<.<
*takes*

Uhhh... Can two people take? xd
Or should I pick something else? :/