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Battle For The Title Of Shittiest Computer

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Quint, Sep 19, 2018.

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  1. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    Hello it has recently come to light for me that many people playing Wynn have lag/fps issues.


    But nothing like youve seen before I've experienced


    INDEED HE WHO HAS HAD THE SHITTIEST COMPUTER SHALL DEFEAT ALL OTHERS AND WILL TAKE MY PLACE IN THE THRONE OF SHITTY COMPUTERS. THUSLY, HE WHO HAS HELD THE SHITTIEST COMPUTER SHALL INDEED SUCCEED ME.


    FIIIFIIIOIGIIIIIIGIGIGIGIGGIIIGGGGHHGHGHHHHHHHHTHTTGHTHHHTTTTTTT!!!!

    THIS IS A TEST OF SURVIVAL YOU WHO HAS POSSESSED THE LAMEST POTATO EXCUSE FOR A COMPUTER WILL INDEED WYNN.


    I SHALL START. IF YOU ARE SO INCLINED TO MAKE YOUR RESPONSES RHYME, DO SO. IN FACT, THAT IS NOW A REQUIREMENT. REPLY WITH TALES OF YOUR SHITTIEST POTATO.


    ok done with caps lmao

    With OptiFine
    And no particles there to shine
    2 chunk render distance
    Somehow keeping persistence
    3 frames per second
    Not just what I reckoned
    But what F3 told me
    When I replaced it I was filled with glee

    No thank you, 8-year old mac!
    If you were a a snack I'd say no in a heartbeat!
     
    Quint, Sep 19, 2018
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  2. Pifg

    Pifg aaaaaaaaaaaa CHAMPION

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    I get 90 FPS on a laptop can I still enter
    I think that's pretty bad
     
    Pifg, Sep 19, 2018
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  3. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    No also how's 90 fps bad?
     
    Quint, Sep 19, 2018
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  4. Pifg

    Pifg aaaaaaaaaaaa CHAMPION

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    It's not lol im joking
     
    Pifg, Sep 19, 2018
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  5. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    1 fps 10 year old computer
    Even lags trying to open chrome
    On the most potato settings
    Fight me
     
    H0Y, Sep 19, 2018
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  6. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    I'm so sorry for you we may well have a winner should no one else challenge this. Given that it's so bad, I will grant an exception to the rule that all responses must rhyme.
     
    Quint, Sep 19, 2018
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  7. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    Brb in 3 hours, not on my good computer, on phone
     
    H0Y, Sep 19, 2018
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  8. InfernoWraith

    InfernoWraith A random spastic with opinions

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    I have figured out the best pc to play Wynn on. AFter much consultation and research I have come to the conclusion that no PC can run Wynn better than this. This is the literal definition of asking NASA if they have a spare PC around due to it's power. It's portable and it is rumored that SpaceX was about to commit corporate espionage for this. I have stolen it, take a look at this
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    InfernoWraith, Sep 19, 2018
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  9. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    My computer is a literal potato
    Running at 1 fps too
     
    H0Y, Sep 19, 2018
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  10. Wynnooblet

    Wynnooblet Slayer of Useless Threads VIP+

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    Wynnooblet, Sep 19, 2018
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  11. mantidmadness

    mantidmadness Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    a freind has a comupter that can't run vanilla mc
     
    mantidmadness, Sep 19, 2018
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  12. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    not rhyming tho
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    INDEED YOU MAY WELL BE MY CHAMPION
     
    Quint, Sep 19, 2018
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    Nukewarmachine emerald tier above LE when VIP

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    I still can play Wynn at ~30 fps (I consider that normal, I rarely get 50+ fps during normal gameplay) on a computer which I have owned since late 2013, it's still the computer I use the most even today
     
    Nukewarmachine, Sep 20, 2018
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  14. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    Das was my old laptop. I have had a new one since February or so and I also use my phone. (And the stuff I was talking abt was in wynn)
     
    Quint, Sep 20, 2018
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  15. Astraviator

    Astraviator Block Placer and Lore Contest-er VIP+ ✎ Artist Builder

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    The desktop computer in my attic takes about 15 to 20 minutes to open minecraft, upon connecting to wynncraft it gets a frame about every other second in the lobby. 9 times out of 10 the game crashes if you try to join a world. In addition, it shuts down at random intervals and freezes if you try to open chrome. How did I do?
     
    Astraviator, Sep 28, 2018
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  16. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    Hoyoyoboy u have competition
     
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  17. H0Y

    H0Y H0Y HERO

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    Kool, he winner.
     
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  18. SpAde_

    SpAde_ Skilled Adventurer

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    3 years old intel celeron in my computer, i got the shittiest computer
     
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  19. KikiTheKiko

    KikiTheKiko The Non-Binary Bard HERO

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    I have no computer at all does that count
     
    KikiTheKiko, Oct 4, 2018
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  20. Quint

    Quint least estrogenated scripter HERO

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    Quint, Oct 4, 2018
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