Survive!

You vaporize before I even have time to react.

 

I respawn and stab you

 

The dagger melts and becomes a part of my mass, and so do your new body.

 

But I take over your body in doing so, and cut out the remaining part of you and chuck it in the bin

 

But I turn into living trash and seduce you into jumping off a cliff...

 

but I pull you off with me and use you to cushion my fall

 

But I fall into another dimension and you hit the floor uncushioned.

 

but i survive, whilst the other dimension is filled with tiny spiders that eat you alive

i also close the portal after you fall through but before i do

 

But when the spiders eat me I take control of their bodies, becoming spidersman. I then teleport to you using my newfound deus ex machina powers and imprison you in a giant prison of spiderweb forever (meaning you die sooner or later).

 

but i teleport out with deus ex machina

and burn all the spiders to death with my new-found flamethrower

and stab you

 

But I am the spiders, so I am unstabbable. And the spiders, me, are covered in anti-flammable spray. We, I, follow you, and reconnect the net you took with you to wherever you teleported.

 

but i teleport out with deus ex machina

and drown all the spiders with my convenient water hose

and stab each individual spider/you

 

But the spiders are (I am) water resistant, and they are (I am) too many to stab at once so they (I) make their (my) way into your mouth, and end up eating you from the inside. (what is wrong with me!?)

 

but im into that

































and i stab through myself to stab the spiders
and i dont die because im used to stabbing myself repeatedly

and i dont stab them all at once, i just stab superfast

 

I separate myself from the now stabbed spiders and form my regular body instead. You're weakened by your repeated self-stabbing (u ok?) and I take advantage of that. I pour a bucket of lava over your head.

 

i eat the lava and puke it over you

 

Before you puke, I fix your stomach problems, so instead you digest the lava. Gross.

A meteor with a radius of 30 meters crushes you.

 

I blow up the meteor before it reaches me by squeezing my hand


The meteors parts fall on you

 

but i eat them and puke them onto you

 

I disintegrate the meteor parts with a laser and I then shoot it at you