Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it's a Belgian blue.

I wish for syrup on a confection of your choice.

 

granted, its chocolate syrup on fruchocs

i wish that people understood australian things

 

Wish granted but I'm not one of those people


I wish for food

 

Granted, it's inedible.

I wish for edible food.

 

Wish granted, but it tastes horrible.

I wish for edible and tasty food

 

granted
just cause you can eat it doesnt mean its healthy

i wish for edible, tasty and healthy food

 

Grantee, but it's in that store over there and expensive af.

I wish for edible, tasty, healthy and cheap food.

 

Wish granted, you drop it on the floor, and the floor is the dirtiest floor you’ve ever seen.

I wish for edible, tasty, healthy, and cheap food, and for me to not drop it on the floor

 

Granted, but someone tosses dirt on it.

I wish for edible, tasty, healthy, and cheap food, and for it to not get dirty before I finish a bite.

 

Granted but after you finish a bite I shove dirt in your mouth

I wish for edible, tasty, healthy, and cheap food, and for it to not get dirty before and after I finish a bite.

 

Granted, but else stole it and ran off with it. D:

I wish for edible, tasty, healthy, and cheap food, and for it to not get dirty before and after I finish a bite, which I ge to do.

 

Wish granted but I steal it since I have no chips



I wish for less headaches

 

Granted, you get migraines

I wish you didn't break the chain

 

(but I already got migraines before )
Wish granted but that's on another thread



I wish for food

 

Granted, it's poison. Like, just poison. In a bottle. A bottle of poison.

I wish for chinese food.

 

Granted but the Schezwan is actually poison.

I wish for less idiots to plague the planet

 

Granted, everyone is an intellectual now, whatever that means. No one doesn't know something.

I wish for the last sentence in the paragraph above to be made clearer.

 

Granted. I can see it perfectly on my phone screen. I cleared the water dropplets away.

I wish my phone had a longer battery life

 

Granted, but they remove the earphone jacket. Oh wait~

I wish for phones hardware to upgrade itself without you having to buy a new phone.

 

Granted, but it takes 12 years to update

I wish for time