A Boss Fighting Game [current Boss: Tsuin + Tsuin]

(Note this game is inspired from another forum)
Hello welcome to this forum game here we will pwn some potatoes so now lemme explain how this game works basically in this game you have to make creative attacks to deal damage to the boss you can also do summons to help you kill the boss I will determine what your attacks do to the boss sometimes they miss sometimes they aren't affected
Now here are the rules
Rule 1 you can only do 1 action per turn
Rule 2 you cannot repeat attacks that have been recently used
Rule 3 there's a thing called the One Day Rule that allows you to do a second attack if I haven't processed the attacks in over a day

And that's about it since I'm lazy right now

-------bosses that have been pwned--------
Noob was pwned by Aya in a 1 v 1

Cursed Eclipser was pwned by H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y by punches

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K first boss is a

Noob 360/360HP

 

I will open a portal to Hell and summon as many demons as possible to attack this n00b.

 

I'll rent a pro to help me

 

You summoned 20 demons to beat the noob up they deal 50 damage

You paid the pro 2 emerald blocks to stab the noob dealing 40 damage

Edit: I forgot the noobs attacks and hp for you guys
HowToZombie 10/10HP
BlueSlimerino 10/10HP
Pro 5/5HP



Noob 270/360HP

The noob missed its attack

 

I tell the noob to git gud

 

I throw the recently summoned pro at the noob.

 

The noob starts to grind to git gud (Stunned for 2 turns)

You throw the pro at the noob dealing 30 damage the pro also punches you for 2 damage
HowToZombie 8/10HP
BlueSlimerino 10/10HP
Pro 3/5HP

Noob 240/360HP

Noob is stunned for 1 more turn

 

I challenge the noob to a 1v1 in smash bros.

 

I do what slimes do best and split into of me. then both of me proceed throw acidic slime at the noob

 

I use a finisher move. >.>

 

It does nothing since the noob is still trying to git gud

You spit acidic slime at the noob poisoning the noob for 3 turns and dealing 30 damage

Since the noob still has a lot of HP the finisher move only did 60 damage


HowToZombie 8/10HP
BlueSlimerino 9/9HP
Host_Legacy 10/10HP
Nozomi Tojo 10/10HP
Pro 3/5HP
BlueSlimerino 1/1HP

The pro kicks the noob for 20 damage

Noob 130/360HP

The noob has finished gitting gud the noob now has increased accuracy

 

I stab the noob in both eyes with the pro's enchanted diamond sword.

 

The smaller me goes in as a suicide bomber at the noob, at after being blasted to pieces turns into a whole lot of mini me

 

Did you know that I have more than one finisher? >.>
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I don't btw. -.-
Throw a convient magical golden net to restrain it.
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BTW, if you want to use Tsu instead of Nozomi Tojo for fastee typing, that's fine. xD

 

k

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You stab the noob with the pros diamond sword dealing 60 damage the pro punches you again for 2 damage

The mini version of you exploded into 4 tinier pieces doing 40 damage

You restrain the noob for 2 turns

HowToZombie 6/10HP
BlueSlimerino 9/9HP
Host_Legacy 10/10HP
Tsu 10/10HP
Pro 3/5HP
BlueSlimerino x 4 0.5/0.5HP

Noob 30/360HP

Noob is restrained by the golden net

 

I order blue slime from Amazon as the 4 mini mes go to puch the noob

 

I trust my sword into the noob's chest.

 

I tell him to 1v1 me Fox and Meta Knight only, no items, final destination

 

You order the slimes to punch the noob they do 10 damage since they are very tiny (Amazon slimes arriving in 2 turns)

You trust your sword to go into the noobs chest but it doesn't work

The noob agrees to 1v1 you and he loses so ded nub

HowToZombie 6/10HP
BlueSlimerino 9/9HP
Host_Legacy 10/10HP
Tsu 10/10HP
Aya 10/10HP
Pro 3/5HP
SlimeRinos x 4 0.5/0.5HP

Noob 0/360

 

Eh tine to spawn in a new boss

Cursed Eclipser 999/999HP (Special attack: Cursed Eclipse)