Corrupt A Wish!

granted. But of what? Furries? Yaoi? Or, gasp, rocks?


I wish for moar lewds

 

granted but find them yourself

I wish for less lewds

 

Wish granted but you get less lewds you get a pile of REALLY lewds instead



I wish for 3 more swords

 

granted but the swords are lewd

I wish @Nozomi Tojo ~ wasnt lewd

 

Granted... instead everyone around me is lewd, just with me being the only one being serious and not lewd 24/7.

I wish you didn't try to wish that...

 

granted, someone else did

I wish for something to wish for

 

Wish granted but it was 3 weeks ago



I wish for a ball of bread

 

Wish granted but the person who eats it will choke painfully.

I wish for Grimtrap

 

granted


i wish i knew things

 

You will know things but when you need them the most you'll forget them.

I wish I had a Cataclysm

 

Wish granted I don't know what the hell that is so have this instead

I wish for 3 more shotguns

 

granted, you get guns that are shot through, rendering them useless

i wish for bullet wounds

 

Wish granted but you got shot in the head




I wish for the power to stop and resume time

 

Wish granted, but time stopping stops your time as well, so you can't resume it anyways. xd

I wish I had a pet fox.

 

Wish granted but it's actually a furry in a fur suit



I wish for 6 more swords

 

Granted, but they're all enbedded inside you.

I wish I had a deck of cards palmed.

 

Granted, but they're glued together.

I wish for encouragement.

 

Wish granted I encourage you to
(Ittuce a joke don't take it seriously)

I wish for more memes

 

Granted:


I wish for fewer memes.

 

granted but no

I wish for o