Survive!

Those punches hurt. But your body temperature is heating to fatal levels in seconds. Not fast enough to kill me.

A neutron star falls on your head.

 

I cast total eclipse canceling out heat and light leaving only darkness in a large radius


I send a giant shock wave at you knocking you back follow that up with multiple slashes

 

but you miss

and i stab you

 

Eclipse is still active and you missed and accidentally stabbed your self

 

but i do that everyday, so it has no effect

then i stab you with a cat

 

But I block the cat with a doggo, and use another doggo to stab you at the same time.

 

but I eat the doggo, and puke it out at high speeds at you

 

i just open an umbrella you on the other hand vomited out your organs

 

but i only puked the doggo, not those silly organs

and i stab you with an ice baka

 

I just fly away before you can stab me also here have this

 

but i dont want it

so i shove it down your throat

 

It gives me the power to breathe love colored fire, burning you alive with loving feelings.

 

but my heart is rock solid, so i dont feel anything

and i stab you with ice

 

But it melts before it touches me because I'm Lava Boy.

My companion shark girl chews you to death.

 

but I eat shark girl

and call the fire department to put out your fire

 

(im back here to kill nubs)
But I'm
back to being obsessed with things related to ice again so no fire

I freeze u to death

 

But you fail the spell which tjen backfires freezing you instead of me.

 

But you rolled a 3 so it does nothing


I cut you with 6 swords

 

OUCH!
Paper cuts. D:
I give you a thousand cuts with a rapier

 

But I resurrect Waluigi to smack you with the tennis racket stopping you from using the rapier