Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. Yoi concentrate on priotitizing the worst things.

I wish I could teach myself and skip classes that way.

 

Granted. You do, but you have no proof and can thus not be hired.

I wish I could do the above but still be able to get jobs solely based on my abilities, not papers from any education.

 

Granted, but you suck at teaching yourself and, as such, have no abilities.

I eish for the above but actually have usable abilities in the end.

 

Please define "eish".

Also, they're usable, but you decide not to use them, for moral reasons.

I scream for ice cream!

 

you get nothing as you didn't wish

i wish for infinite genies

 

Granted, but they eat your wishes instead of granting them.

I wish for more time.

 

granted, but its already gone

i wish for a better tablet

 

Granted, it's so thin that it breaks in half when you lift it.

I wish that the granter of this wish forces me to work on my assignment for tomorrow.

 

granted, you better work or i send @Nozomi Tojo ~ to "help" you

i wish for someone to force me to do my work

 

Granted. I'll force you. Unless you want to feel my magic hands. BUT DON'T STOP YOUR WORK JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM> >:T

I wish Eli let me in her room. ;~;

 

Granted, it's to scold you.

I wish I had been told to get to work on my assignment due today yesterday.

 

granted

nothing special, just start working already man

i wish for @Leonardonox to work

 

Granted, but it's not on the assignment, because i sent it in a couple hours ago.

I wish for @Nico Yazawa~ to travel back in time and tell me to not procrastinate my assignment.

 

i wish for less time paradoxes

 

Granted, time implodes and space follows with, it can't be without its buddy. Now there aren't any... -thing...

I wish the granter of this wish to assign me jobs relevant to my profession.

 

Granted. You can be a professional time waster. It pays -1$ per hour.

I wish I knew what I should grow up to be. -.-

 

granted, you start working towards the future

i wish for sleep

 

Granted, you sleep through school/work/whatever ya do.

I wish for time not to be wasted.

 

granted, you can't sleep as you are always doing something productive

I wish for more wishes

 

Granted, but they were wished long ago.

I wish for my siblings to not "fight" with each other.