Corrupt A Wish!

Grantrd. You're salty that I slightly editted your wish and that you got lays that taste like pure vinegar.

I wish my country's education was better. >.>

 

Granted, but it's achieved soely by increasing the difficulty and the time spent in school.

I wish that I wasn't just told to change my name to an anime character, that I didn't just get shipped with another anime character and then made to give birth to said anime characters triplets who supposedly die in the following minute.

 

Granted. It was 59 seconds so they die in the following seconds, not minute. I jidt rounded so that it's nicer.

I wish you accepted that I was real and not an anime character. '^'

 

Granted, you are both and neither.

I wish I had the motivation to finish LLSIP.

 

granted
just fvckin do it already man

I wish my alerts didnt die

 

Granted, but I don't really understand what you mean, so nothing happens.

I wish I understood aboves wish.

 

Granted, but you can't use the knowledge for anything and you can't stop thinking about it.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

 

Granted, you die of disease...

I wish for @SansWolf to live his last now in peace.

 

Granted, I die as peacefully as you would have.

I wish that I would do all those small Things I need to do.

 

Granted, however you have forgotten all the big things you need to do, like eat, and die of starvation.

I wish for a pet dragon ^~^

 

You get a tiny cute Little dragon. He has his stash of one gold coin. You love him a lot, but you need to spend the coin (with the dragon following) because the dragon will get depressed if it doesn't get to travel. You're heartbroken after giving him away ;-;

I wish for more people in my class to be as obsessed as I am with Vampire the Requiem/Masquarade.

 

Granted, but they're obsessed with calling it absolute trash.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

 

Oh no ;_;

 

i wish you wished :(

 

Granted. But leo gets mad because you skipped him.

I wish you didn't skip Leo...

 

Wish granted. My bae skipped you instead.

I wish for a piece of rope and for me to not abandon my hope

 

Granted, it ties your arms behind your back.

I wish for people to not skip me.

 

Granted. No one skips you if they'rr sober and ninjas aren't involved.

I wish someone notices. >.>

 

granted, but it's not senpai

I wish for moneyz

 

Granted, but you steal it from a monopoly.

I wish for concentration and prioritization.