Corrupt A Wish!

But she’s a constant victim of your washi-washi ing, as seen in this image:

Wish granted, but you still have to stand while riding them

I wish i could stop procrastinating watching the last few episodes of Love Live and the rest of Attack on Titan

 

I take advanatge of her but she's not mine... ;~;

The problem is that everyone is forced to sit before we're allowed to leave...

Wish granted, but the internet crashes and thosr videos are pernamently removed before you can.

I wish there was a site that allowed me to watch animu at double speed

 

granted but it's boku no pico

I wish for more animu

 

granted, but it's a slice of life with nothing special. It's basically "Life: the Anime" but 100% more boring that it is already.

I wish life was more like anime

 

granted but it's gundam

I wish for everyone to niconii

 

Granted. Because I have NO clue what that is, you are now the only person on Earth.
I wish for no consequences.

 

Granted. There are now no consequences for anyone or anything, so people now steal and murder as they please.

Also,


Have fun



I wish for a full, non-contaminated bag of Jolly Ranchers.

 

...what the FUCK?!
Also, granted. The bag contains two of them, both of them filled with anthrax because, hey, you only specified that the BAG had to be non-contaminated, not the contents.

I wish for this wish to do nothing

 

...

I wish for @The Lethe to nico-nii

 

Granted:

I wish for food.

 

Wish granted. It’s a salad that consists of cabbage and Brussel sprouts, and you’re not given any dressing or any other add-ons.

I wish I could get rid of the bags under my eyes

 

Granted but you will lose your eyes too.

I wish I could play guitar better than Petrucci

 

Granted, but the devil takes your soul for it, and all the guitars ever made and all that ever will be made.

I wish I was socially confident.

 

granted but everyone else isnt

I wish for confidence in general

 

Granted, but only when it comes to interrupting people.

I wish for rice noodles.

 

granted but it's just rice and noodles

I wish for depression

 

granted. you no longer have a brain. there's now a depression in your head where it once was.

I wish for

 

Granted. But you're not too sure how. This confusion drives you to madness and even then- you never find out.

I wish I came up with that myself.

 

granted but no one cares

i wish
or do i?

 

Wish granted. You do.
Or do you?

I wish you changed your pfp to something... lewder. (//^//)