In the News Entertainer Sexually Harrassed People At My College Ceremony

Eat the goats***

 

No, the goats were already being sacrificed to the pagan club. They just ran out ;)

 

I was actually going to steal all the sourdough bread to feed it to the ducks

Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all. It swells up in their stomach, and then they all die. At, uh, at least...at least, that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter—heh, and I told Orville this as well—if you wanna feed ducks, or birds of any kind, for that matter, it's best to buy seed. I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur in nature. They don't grow on trees o-or spring up from the bushes. I don't think birds know what to do with bread. What was I saying? Oh oh, yes yes. So I bought Orville some rye bread. What a fine day it was

 

But was that day also yesterday? Because if so Orville is one sick fuck.

 

no
we will force u to watch all the seasons of teletubbies

 

Welp, I guess we’re screwed then.

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DISTRACTION

 

I love how this went from sexual harassment on college campuses to FNAF to teletubbies.

 

Yes
We went from something actually hilarious but serious at the same time to Shot's bullshit

 

Oh well

 

Such is the forums, but the only thing that comes close to this experience for me is this time some senior drugging this girl, and...you know. Very serious and concerning for many at the time but haven't had anything that severe since then which is good.

 

The closest thing that happened to me was one of my friends sexually assaulting his cousin.... No one saw it coming and I never contacted him since. I cut off all ties with him so I don’t know what became of him.

You can never really know a person...

 

Are you sure it's not a bear in disguise

 

???

 

Oh... to be fair though pedo Bear is a dead meme

 

The teletubbies will burn Gross's car.

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Dead meme is dead.

 

I didn't use the meme unironically, I pointed out what I thought @MaybeALuckyPatch meant in his post

 

Iconic memes never die.

 

True, but the Pedo Bear is a dead meme.