Weirdest Dreams/nightmares

So what's your weirdest dream?
I'll tell mine here:

Spoiler: My weird as fuck dream (WARNING: You might question my existence after this)

I was on high school
for some reason i look like a girl more than i should
I'm talking with a friend
I go back to home but it is a giant house and for some reason I'm luigi now
I go to some place and some Henry Danger character performs a Sonic Heroes rail level, sucking up lightnings and shooting 'em back to god fucking knows
I go back home and there is some room with nudes, help
I go back to school
I meet an old friend
I meet an old friend again, this time he has a sword
We are leaving school, which for some reason looks like my grandma's house entrance
He accidentally slashes with the sword and hits that grape guy from Boku No hero Academia
He realizes he can kill people
Goes on a rampage and slaughters 106 people in said door, you can hear brutal screams, slashes and see a ton of blood slowly filling the room behind the door
I run away as fast as possible and try calling my grandma and mom to tell about this (my grandma because as I said, this was happening at my grandma's house door
I do weird shit with the sword
I wake up
I start wondering what kind of drugs did I accidentally take the night before the dream to have this kind of dream

The end

Also don't ask what the fuck was up with my brain before i had this dream

 

me too

 

That seems about right

 

i know right

 

I hope you’re not dreaming of a high school massacre.... (completely kidding)

 

Pumped up kicks.mp3

 

Oh god... no

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Until last year, I never knew that song was actually about that massacre. Probably because I never listen to lyrics :D

 

Spoiler: What thy fucketh

Right so I can't remember every detail since it was like when I was in 1st grade or something
BUT
I had a dream
Where the entire world was getting taken over by some weird green virus thing
Now
Don't ask me either what was going through my head
I can't remember the full dream anyways
The points I recall very clearly is there is this athletic guy at my school named Devonne
FOR SOME REASON
in my dream
I was reading a newspaper about him and how he was terrorizing everyone...
...
and he had taken the form of a giant green gorilla
don't ask
the next part I remember was cutting to what was more or less a commercial for a hotel that was safe from said green virus thingy
it talked about how it was safe
10/10
anyways
Then this girl during part of the thing stuck her face in a floating jello bubble with an apple in it
THEN all the apples turned green
so everyone started screaming and she turned into what a blobfish looks like except green
the next part I remember is the fucking Metal Overlord from Sonic Heroes blowing up the hotel thing and then out of nowhere the enderdragon comes in and Devonne is riding on it
Then I show up in the story all of a sudden with a giant cannon to blow up the enderdragon
but I have to take a piss
however
since I had to take a piss and didn't go to the restrooms
I pissed my pants instead
(no joke woke up and the best had piss on it)
and then
I got detention
So
Yeah I had a nightmare about getting detention uh

No joke legit that was one of my dreams
Oh I also managed to wake up at like 5:00 this morning because I had a dream where someone poked me in the rib with a shotgun
Don't ask

 

I had this really wierd dream a few months ago

Spoiler

So I was dreaming about a toy shop then it suddenly turned into a race track that a lot of people were watching there was also these guys who were doing flips while on a motorcycle after that I ran into an elevator to only go down a floor to see anime girls that are holding blue lobsters after that I looked around then it suddenly became a mall after that I saw an anime character that went into an ice rink that had a massive TV for some odd reason on the TV was joker who captured Nico and Maki(how in the world did I get that in a dream) after that I just see Nico break her god damn hand there was blood everywhere and I wake up without seeing the end it was really wierd the dream might've been created by my really wierd imagination Also I swear I'm not a psychopath

I might have forgotten a lot more stuff in the dream

 

My dreams are on the level of weird where only I can comprehend them

 

Marcianito & Dame Tu Cosita dominating the music world (2014 & 2018 colorized)

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i dont think it is weirder than mine

 

Let's all agree that all of our dreams are wierd to the point we question reality

 

While your dreams' events have no correlation to eachother and things are seemingly random, at least your dream can be put into words, and has something to describe.

Meanwhile, most of my dreams are literally out of this world. Personally, I can understand everything that's happening, but shapes, feelings, visuals, colors, sounds and such have no comparable counterpart in the real world. Basically, it feels like my mind's created something completely of it's own, although doing a quick google research proves that it should be impossible, which has left me at a point of sheer confusion.

 

There are still a lot of my dreams that I can't explain

 

I actually started writing down my dreams on my phone, so I'll just put some of those here. Keep in mind that these are written when I was like sleep-drunk and I have almost no recollection of any of these dreams:

• A hotel with oddly specific rooms (like the Quintuplet Lobster room)
  
• Mother cheating on Father using some sort of 'Make a perfect robot husband' machine
• A person trying to murder us, blowing up our house who eventually took a door to the face
• Not being able to remember Meowth's evolution
• A full length movie of Mike [My best friend in primary school who I haven't talked to in 2 years] & I losing his Pokémon Cards in the Albert Heijn [Grocery store]

As I'm writing these I'm getting more and more confused, but I'll leave it at this for now

 

yeah but i dont think you fucking dream with luigi, henry danger, naked girls and a genocidial primary friend

 

That wasn't a dream or a nightmare, it was a creepypasta.

 

a poorly written creepypasta

 

I found it extremely baffling that despite all of our scientific advancements and all the time humans have experienced them, we still don’t know exactly what dreams are or why we have them. You’d think that something as universal and repetitive as dreams would make it feasible to devise an experiment around them.

 

One answer and that is memes