Survive!

I don't have a car and a sticky bomb doesn't have a fuse... sooo... try again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Aight, you have a deal.

Since you handed me the bomb, it's stuck to my hand. I cut off my hand over a cliff and it explodes without killing anyone.

You are hung, drawn, and quartered.

 

I was using a dummy that looked like me.

I stab you repeatedly in the heart and in the head. rendering you not only braindead but dying

 

I played Acidic Swamp Ooze and destroy what you've used to attack me.

A nuclear bomb that's right in front of your face explodes, flattening the whole city and reducing you to nothing.

 

I used the Force like Luke does in the last jedi and I dont die
I snipe you

 

But you shot me with a toy gun


I beat you to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat

 

it was a foam bat

I snipe you with a real gun that shoots real bullets and it hits you 100% and it's a lethal headshot

 

I respawn and do the same. I then spawn camp you.

 

i turn off respawning and kill you before you can kill me.

 

hue. Lucky for me I hacked the game and made clones.
I delete your character file.

 

But I made level 50 alts and spawn kill you

 

but you get caught in a ban wave

 

You were caught first tho, and the ban wave stops

 

but it continues and you get banned with your alts

Then I stab you irl

 

But it's opposite day

 

But I'm on deh ground
I dont summon a black hole

 

I forward time so it's not opposite day anymore

I shrink you down too an infinitely small level, then throw you in a pit of lava

 

but I fly away with wings and I push you into the lava

 

then fly back before

 

But I summon a floating head that shoots laser under me and use it to fly up and shoot you with lazers