Corrupt A Wish!

granted, but they're imaginary
Don't worry- I'll be your-
...
are you a weeb.
Hmph.
No longer friends. :T
Comrades.

I wish I had an imagination

 

Wish granted you only imagine how you are going you die




I wish for a pickle

 

granted, it's rick

I wish for DDLC DLC

 

granted, dirty disgusting lewd content is now downloadable- like always.

I wish for Doki Doki DLC

 

granted, the dlc makes your heart beat out of control

I wish for season 2 of ngnl

 

Wish granted in 2 years


I wish for uhhhh cheese

 

Granted, it's the moldiest cheese ever to exist. Bon appetit.

I wish I had a regular sleep rhythm.

 

granted, you sleep at a tempo of 360 bpm

i wish for things to do

 

granted- you start to monitor your breathing.

I wish the followinh sentence wasn't true after reading it. ;-;
"You are now manually breathing."

 

Granted. You now always breathe manually, so you don't begin doing it when reading that sentence. (I can't stop. Send help!)

I wish for the granter of this wish to make a new dish known to me which I haven't heard of before.

 

granted, introducing red on a dish
it's red paint

I wish this thing was edible

 

Granted. You can eat it. Still tastes horrible and will kill you tho.

I wish I could eat that dish like any other normal dish

 

granted it still cuts up the inside of your mouth.

I wish id stop bleeding

 

granted, you explode

I wish I'd start bleeding

 

Wish granted, its internal bleeding from Ebola, which spreads to all of your family members and friends.

I wish for my eye doctor appointment tomorrow to go well and for nothing to go wrong when I put contacts in the first time.

 

wish granted. Everyone laughs at you for it tho afterwards. Send a pic, promise I won't laugh. >.>

I wish I understood my new school. -.-

 

Granted, you now understand everything about your new school. You're disgusted and repelled, and arrested and expelled.

I wish I didn't have school in 21 hours.

 

granted, its in 16 hours

i wish i didnt stink

 

noice rhyme

granted. I think. You can't smell so you can't confirm.

I wish I could go through school okay with only dinner and small snacks.

 

granted, you do okay but you have the nagging feeling you could do better

i wish i wasnt so depressed