Survive!

But first, they come after you for forgetting a period after your sentence.

 

They are subsequently gassed and killed by me.

You are pushed out of a plane at 35,000 feet in altitude without a parachute.

 

I have a jetpack.

My friend pushes you off the plane too.

 

O noes. I would be dead. If you had a friend on the plane.

But luckily- I pushed them all of first and they fell ontop you you- overburdening your jetpack.

 

I push them off, and keep flying.

Now that your plane is empty, there is no pilot and so it falls to the ground

 

Luckily I'm secretly an ace pilot and have flown a plane that had -3 wings. So I safely hit you with the plane before safely landing.

 

but you land in a lava pool I built

 

Jokes on you the plane was made of a highly advanced material only recently developed by my scientist friends. I leave the plane and shoot you with another piece of advanced tech that causes all the blood in your body to expand and pop you like a balloon. It also have an aoe effect so if I miss it'll still likely hit you.

 

But I'm to fast for u to hit me with the aoe

I use my explosion magic to combo you
(Different kind of explosion magic does drain mana but not a lot)

 

Rip. Explosion magic? You mean like, party tricks? Sparks and a pop?
Waow. So cool~
...
Doesn't do anything to me tho. .-.

Except when the sparks light the gunpowder on you

 

but i stop, drop and roll

into you, lighting you on fire before i extinguish the fire on myself

 

but i stop, drop and roll

into you, lighting you on fire before i extinguish the fire on myself
:3

 

I jump into pool of water.

And then i chained you and drown you in the pool

 

But the chains and I float?

You can't swim and sink to the bottom before drowning

 

i absorb all the water and shoot it out back at you, at the pressure of those water power washer things x1000000000000000 so you disintergrate

 

I sidestep the water stream.

The water hits a tree, which breaks a segment of the trunk. Then the tree squishes you.

 

I grab the tree piece and throw it at you, squishing you

 

You throw horrible and miss me.

But i drop piano at your head.

 

I shoot my gun upwards. Oh, huh. That's a pretty neat inflatable piano. I then dodge my bullet coming down.

You are thrown into the jet engine of a flying Boeing 777.

 

Luckily it was broken one

Now i roped you into chair. And meteor is going to land you