Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but the medical procedure used is extremely expensive and you don't have insurance. Good luck paying a few million USD.

I wish for that one random creepy blonde kid at school to stop being alive.

 

Wish granted. It's now one random creepy blonde undead kid.

I wish I could choose exact times to know the future.

 

granted, but its shitty

i wish for cool shit

 

Wish granted you pooped out an airplane



I wish for my neck to stop hurting

 

Wish granted. It stops hurting because they remove your ability to feel pain.

I wish for a carpet

 

Wish granted. But it's not magic and doesn't fly. Did I mention the amount of stains it had? >.>

I wish for a magic carpet.

 

Granted. Its magic ability is that it explodes when someone steps on it.

I wish for a wood plank.

 

Granted, it squeaks constantly and indefinitely.

I wish for a productive way to spend my time.

 

Wish granted, however the thing you are working productively for is the branch of Scientology working to give puppies and kittens cancer, you will be productive only in giving these adorable pets cancer and nothing else.

I wish for someone to care about me and my pathetic life!

 

Most people you know do, but they don't tell you because they don't think they need to confirm to you that they care about you.

I wish for less realness.

 

Wish granted, but it's comic style realism so everything is terrible all the time.

I wish soon musk solved the real problem and donates billions to the wynn CT.

 

granted but its all emeralds ingame

i wish for something

 

Wish granted, but you get crippling anxiety, depression and a life altering personality disorder that makes you more isolated from your family and friends and end up an amnesiac loner slowly dying on the streets. What, you asked for 'something'?!

I wish for less of a dark mind.

 

Wish granted. It's so white and blank. I don't think you can think anymore.

I wish I was capable of controlling emotions

 

Wish granted, but you can only control the emotions of people you be never met.

I wish I had good computer.

 

Wish granted. It’s such a good computer it gains self-awareness and becomes GLaDOS. Enjoy.

I wish a for a cup of tea

 

Wish granted, but the tea is hot. very hot. you spill it on you, and the heat bores through your body, through the earths core and then eventually its trapped . in the earths core, the amount of steam pressures causes the tectonic plates to shatter and the world comes to an end. that is quite some tea.


i wish for death

 

granted

I wish for life

 

Granted but you live In A maggot infested hole in the ground where world, snakes, flies and other creatures come in and infect you with many painful infections and afflictions. You end up dying alone, thirsty, cold and starving in this god awful pit of festering darkness and disease.

I wish for less laziness and more productivity and more decisiveness so I can get my shit together and finalize a Wynn CT app.

 

You get the motivation to finish the app. Instantly denied and you get sad and lock yourself in a room eating Doritos all day

I wish to have 6 pack abs