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I use arcane shield nullifing your attack


I hit you with flame burst

 

I use arcane shield nullifing your attack


I hit you with flame burst

 

You miss



I hit you with avengers strike a few times

 

After intense reserch, I come to the realization that you've been attacking me with a phone that has avengers strike installed.

The phone is a Samsung galaxy note 7, it explodes and leaves a fatal wound.

 

but i regen my health with a health pot

and stab you with an umbrellla

 

I die from blood loss

BUT!!! I die and become a poltergeist roaming in the overworld. I haunt for a couple of months, which drives you to suicide.

 

then i become a ghost and stab you again

 

then i become a ghost and stab you back

 

I'm a level 62 crusader so I take 125 damage



I slam you with my hammer of light

 

I took that hammer and throw it away.

And i poke you with spear of darkness

 

But I'm an edgelord and it does nothing



I cut you with the cursed scythe of the eclipse

 

but the sun comes out, removing the eclipse

and you get a sunburn

 

Can't have sunburns if I never go outside.

But you can since you are outside,

 

but I have an umbrella

which I stab you with

 

The Umbrella defies all logic and bends to stab you instead.

 

but I bend it back to stab you

 

But I bend it back to the point of unbendability at you and stab you.

 

But I curve it to stab you (curve. Not bend. 100% different)

 

It was luckily paper knife. Which i changed to normal knife, before you picked it up.

But i have katana. Wich i slice you.

 

You hit me.
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at least you would have if I understood what you were saying.

The grammar nazis come after you