Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, but it's wasted on the old wish.

I wish for this and the next wish to be unable to be corrupted.

 

Wish granted- but half of it was read incorrectly due to you skipping a user. Did you wish for the next two wishes to be corrupted? Okay!

I wish this isn't affected by @ze_miner3000's wish

 

Wish granted, but since his original wish was "I wish for this and the next wish to be unable to be corrupted", by not getting affected by that, it means you do get corrupted.

I wish it wasn't 10:06 PM right now.

 

Granted, the machine used to type those words has been corrupted and will no longer function.

I wish that my sister didn't use Discord light theme.

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Dammit why, your wish has also been granted, 10:06 PM has been wiped from existence.

I wish for the same thing I wished for in my last post.

 

Wish granted. She now uses an inverted dark theme

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I wish I had more slimes. :3

 

granted, they are slimy umbrellas

i wish i could change my username every 10 seconds

 

Granted, but it changes on its own to a random word-combination every ten seconds, whether you change it or not.

I wish for something to spend my savings on which doesn't feel like a waste of money.

 

granted, you spend it on money

i wish for solid gold bars to fall on my head

 

Granted, but when you go to the hospital they are confiscated as 'evidence in an attempted murder case' or some bs like that.

I wish for a Hoovy update.

 

granted you get a sandvich nerf

i wish for tf2 to have less twelvies

 

Granted. It's now a bunch of 11 year olds who do so.

I wish I was better at social interaction. ;p

 

grab

granted, but now everyone else is terrible

I wish for pie

 

Granted, it's pie flavor.

I wish for me to remember to water me cactuses.

 

granted but you water them with acid

i wish for kawaii cacti

 

Wish granted, however you are deceived by its cute design and you decide to hug it, only to get prickled.

I wish for the Steven Universe movie to feature White Diamond and Emerald as villains

 

granted, it's coming Soontm

I wish for faster internet

 

granted- but everything you have that uses internet slows down.

I wish I could reply to 4 threads at once. -.-

 

granted but you reply o

I wish for a faster phone typing speed

 

Granted, but now everyone can...

I wish my keyboard didn't make sounds and everyone else wern't asleep.

 

granted- but you can only type aihuahuheufhuahfuehfhhgha and it's varients.

I wish I could type faster and comprehensively