The Battle Cats

oof

 

@by2011 @Shots @Cirno @ExertKarma @Newton_Nerd101 @Unluckypatch
7.2!
7.2!
7.2!
7.2 BOYS!

 

yay
and i realized i almost missed the dark descent event

 

o crap time to grind cotc again

Out of curiosity, have you guys tried a second account? I've tried the Japanese version. I deleted it though because getting through the EoC and gathering all the treasures SUCKED. On the first time around, it's sort of challenging since you don't know what you're doing, but the second time around, it's just a drag. I feel that it was sort of a waste of time since my phone battery is screwed up (it dies at around 50%, it has a lifespan of around 30min). I don't think it's the battery (I've tried changing it), it's just my device is outdated. It's an old model, but not old enough for the super strong batteries that literally never die. Plus, it's been used for a really long time.

Back to Battle Cats. It probably gets really fun maybe at SoL, but EoC just sucks. Not to mention there's no difference in almost any of the levels besides "difficulty", and it's still super easy. I literally had 42 retries on Mexico and I still had the normal treasure when I quit.

I might try again, but getting the Japanese version on Android sucks. You can actually get the Chinese version (in case you didn't know) on the Google Play Store, but it's basically an outdated Japanese version lol

 

Eyy i beat teacher bun bun

 

nice! :D now you can focus on sol...

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Also guys s. gao is really fun to use :3 he's like... rekt, rekt, rekt, rekt, not gettin harmed by waves boi, REKT

 

@ExertKarma @Cirno @by2011 @Shots @Unluckypatch @Newton_Nerd101 @Lucky_Creeper
The Forbidden Bride Pt II has come boys... lets see how Bride Cat's EX takes the news of her marriage (or not... following the names of the levels in TFB Pt I)

Also:

Tell me what you think of this fucking thumbnail.

 

i think chillhola got a bit overboard with the memes
but i like his use of it tbh

 

Face reveal confirmed

 

@ExertKarma @by2011 @Cirno @Shots @Unluckypatch
I have Assassinlan Pasalan now AKA jump distance: 0 helpfulness: 0
longest range in the game, woo.

 

what an honest uber name

 

get powercreeped by some nerd in a chair

anyway, i'm gonna be on vacation with no internet for like 2 weeks so rip

 

yea ive seen it. that's why i made the comment :3

 

I know you have =P
man, I miss catgoesmoo a lot, the last video he made was over 7 MONTHS AGO!
I wish for his return...

;_;

 

@Cirno @ExertKarma @Shots @Unluckypatch @by2011 @Newton_Nerd101 @Lucky_Creeper
to honor the great catgoesmoo, LETS MAKE OUR OWN HONEST UNIT NAMES!

I'll go first...

Octocat: Nobody Suspects A Thing
Fishman Cat: We've Got Too Far
M.Macho Legs Cat: LEG. ALWAYS.
Major Leaguer Cat: ITS A HOMERUN!
Waitress Cat: Wuffa
Cyberpunk Cat: BITCOINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jiangshi Cat: OO-GA-BOO-GAH!
Cyborg Cat: Forever Best Rare (don't you dare say other wise)
Catasaurus: DO THE MARIO!
Necro-Dancer Cat: CRYPT OF THE NECRO-DANCER!
Ramen Cat: HEYHEYHEY! HEYHEYHEY! ROCKIN ALONG!
Nyanalladin: ARABIAN NOOOOOOOOOIGHTS, ARABIAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!
Delivery Cat: Prime X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA!

I could go on, but I gotta leave some for you guys XD
anyway, think to your heart's content with the puns and bad jokes!

okay I got one more...
Orbital Platform Armageddon: Look weak as fuuuu… hooooo HOOOOOO OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

good luck boys. ;D

 

Cupid Cat: Welcome to Nyan Hell

someone edit this and make quote and curly mr.
and if possible turn the angels into cupid cats

 

HONEST NAMES!

Rares:

• Archer Cat: Meme god
• Cat Kart R: Mix of 2 favourite games
• Killer Cat: Dark theme user

Super Rares:

• Zamboney Cat: Chillhola's worst nightmare
• iCat: Apple actually made a good product for once
• Maglev Cat: GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!
• Ring Girl Cat: Jizoless players
• Sushi Cat: COOL JAPAN YES!!

Ubers:

• Shadow Gao: Suicidal Racist's evil adopted brother (You need to have watched the original video to fully get this joke)
• B.C.S. Lionheart: Misses everytime [At least for me >:(
• Warlock & Pierre: Makes the best cheese

 

I GET IT!