Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. It’s spoiled.

I wish for chocolate.

 

Wish granted, it melts as soon as you touch it.

I wish for a fruit bowl filled with ripe and non-moldy fruit.

 

Wish granted it has worms


I wish for a potato

 

Wish granted. It has a single cherry inside.

I wish for employment at Aperture Science

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Ok ignore my previous post will corrupt the new wish instead.

Wish granted. You have to go get it from Ireland though.

I wish for an emerald

 

Granted, but their abundance has led to them becoming literally invaluable.

I wish for any mythic. Even a bad one.

 

Wish granted. You get scammed out of it the next day because someone says its really bad and buys it for 1LE.

I wish for a pencil.

 

Granted, it's a pen

I wish for a bigger umbrella

 

Wish granted
it is one more yoctometer wide

I wish for perfect lasagna

 

Granted, but the chef who made it for you has the exact opposite taste when it comes to lasanga to yours. Also, what's lasagna.

I wish for elderflower and ginger ice tea.

 

granted its poisoned

i wish for money

 

Granted. It’s counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish for potatoes to be the new currency in Wynn.

 

Granted. The identifiers take over the world using their newfound fortunes, enslaving everyone to make more potatoes.

I wish for cacti.

 

Wish granted. You die by the 9999 tons of cacti that fall onto you from the sky.

I wish for a free potato.

 

Granted. You have to dig up 100 to get your share of 1% from the identifier overlords.

I wish for ice cream.

 

Granted, it's melted

I wish for ice

 

Granted. It's so melted it turned into plasma. You're ded, because plasma has a large safety radius.

I wish for friendly owls.

 

Granted, you are flooded with owls.

I wish for free item identifying for the rest of my life.

 

ranted- but using said identified items costs the same as identifying it. This cost must be paid with every use.

I wish ther wasn't a slime between my legs. (//^//)

 

Granted, but the slime gets replaced by the orange wybel.

I wish I could come up with a wish right now.

 

Well I'm fvcked.

Wish granted. But you forget to post it.

I wish you wished for something that didn't require me coming up with a wish for