Survive!

i double jump up and explode you with a blanket

 

My childhood blankie would never betray me.

Your double jump runs out.

 

i triple jump onto solid ground and slam a bucket onto your head

 

I dodge it and shoot you with rocket launcher.

 

I intercept it with a bullet


I unleash a bullet storm on you

 

I wear bullet proof armor.

There is time bomb inside your belly whos gonna explodr in 5 mins

 

I throw up. And quickly leave the room.

Now you're in a room with a time bomb that's gonna a explode in 2 minutes. And bulletproof armor is incredibly bulky, good luck running out.

 

I broke window and i escape.

Now i lock you into freezer. Put it into maxium power. And took all of your clothes off. And also all of your weapons.

 

Whoops, there’s a power outage.

The power outage was caused by a meltdown at your local nuclear power plant.

 

I dont even have nuclear plant.

But i push you off the sky craper.

 

I have a parachute.

I fill out an Aperture Laboratories test subject application form for you.

 

I tear it up before you submit it

and shoot you with my cat

 

I use a portal gun to teleport behind you.

I portal gun you onto the moon.

 

I breathe vacuum.

I take you with me using my very elastic arm, pulling you through the portal you created.

 

I am wearing a spacesuit.

I nuke the moon.

 

I'm not on the moon. You're close enough to be affected by tje nuke however.

 

I am in my secret moon underground bunker.

The ground is lava now.

 

Just cause I'm not on the moon doesn't mean I'm on the ground. :p
You'll never find me. xD

@KoroSensei destroys the moon- with you in it

 

But I teleport to Earth.

I hire the entire universe to kill you on sight.

 

They never find me. They don't believe I exist. They turn to kill you for scamming them