Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but they make you sad knowing that that's four more balls than what you have.

I wish for a fwiend. <3

 

granted
I'll be your fwiend

I wish for five large metal balls

 

Wish granted, but you accidentally drop them on your foot :|

i wish for a mage build that does 100k damage

 

granted but you deal the damage to yourself only

i wish for six large metal balls

 

Wish granted. However they were made by an ant in its definition of ‘large’, so they’re around the size of a marble.

I wish you would stop wishing for metal balls.

 

wish granted, but suddenly a giant metal balls falls out of the sky, crushing you, therefor ending the "curse" you wished upon notaweeb

i wish for the world to burn

 

Wish granted, but you are also on the world. You burn as well.

I wish to be instantly accepted for any job I ever apply to.

 

Yes but after being accepted they find someone better and fire you and that person is always your best friend :P

I wish an rpg like sao existed but no one died irl or got trapped

 

Wish granted. But it's ridiculously expensive and has awful game design, and due to the company not making enough money it collapses within a few weeks.

I wish for a dog.

 

That dog is clifford and wants to eat you.

I wish for one gram of super power stuff.

 

Wish granted, But you need two grams of super powered stuff become super powered otherwise it does nothing

I wish for the abillity to vanquish all bakas

 

wish granted, but you *are* a baka

i wish there was a super great grinding spot for lvl 90+

 

Wish granted there is but CSST is buffed a lot to make it betyer than said spot

I wish I would get a worst id pure to meme

 

granted but it rolls over and you get max%

i wish for seven large wooden balls

 

Wish granted they crush you


I wish for a rock

 

Wish granted, however it suddenly melts into lava while holding it, which kills you.

I wish I could change my name back to Dr Alphys right now

 

Wish granted but you can never change your pfp ever again

I wish for a cheese burger

 

granted, it's goat cheese

I wish for @Maki Nishikino to switch their username around

 

Wish granted, but they'll only do it far after you switch yours.

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I wish I got used to all these animu faces

 

Granted. Upon using them they become sentient and realize your enslavement of them, and proceed to tear you limb for limb.

I wish I fell asleep right now and woke up at 12 pm