Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. It 5km in diameter, and it falls onto Earth from space, completely obliterating the surround area. (and the many many thousands of kilometers around it)

I wish to understand @The Phone and what it is

 

granted, you understand that its a phone

i wish for two giant metal balls

 

Wish Granted. You get two giant metal balls. However, the metal that was chosen to make them is uranium. They fuse together. I suggest running.

I wish to become an expert programmer

 

granted, you become an expert in programming lego mindstorms

i wish for three large metal balls

 

Wish Granted, they all roll away down a mountain and bulldoze some houses that they hit.

I wish to be the best Minecraft builder

 

Granted, but Grian hunts you down and tortures you for stealing his fame.

I wish for @Tsuyu-chan to stop getting offended whenever I say three k’s in a row

 

Granted, they now get offended whenever you don't say 3 k's in a row, therefore whenever you write the letter K you have to write 3 of them.

I wish to get a copy of all the books I want for free.

 

kk.





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Flawless. :D

Wish granted. But they're all pirated, badly translated, unfinished versions.

I wish I understood Japanese

 

Wish granted, but the Japanese language magically disappears so everyone thinks you’re crazy for knownibg a ‘fake’ language.
I wish for peoople to laugh at my jokes.

 

Wish granted. But you have yet to do something that others consider a joke. (Even if it's a good joke, they don't consider it a joke. >.>)

I wish there was a number above people's head that shows how much they liked me.

 

Wish granted. You have no idea how large the scale is, however, leading to you having no idea if someone having a number of ‘391’ is good

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Oh and I wish for politicians to actually be serious and stop doing stupid stuff

 

I wish you wished. ;D

 

I did wish though

 

Wish granted. They do stupider stuffs.

I wish you didn't place your wish in a double post. .-.

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I realize.

 

Wish granted. I separated it with two doubleposts

 

*waits two minutes*
*looks around*
I wished you wished. ;D

 

Wish granted. I travel back in time and wished, causing a paradox to occur and destroy all of spacetime.

I wish to never forget to wish.

 

Wish granted. You don't forget to wish, but yo forget to post.

I wish I never forget to wis-

 

Wish granted. You never forget to wis-, but forget to wish.

I wish for mcdonalds to taste like rotten eggs so nobody eats it.

 

granted but they still eat it anyways

I wish for four large metal balls