Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted you forgot everything and became a vegetable


I wish to watch offbrand anime

 

Wish granted, but you get arrested.

I wish loli "animu" didn't put me on the FBI watch list

 

granted, you're not on the watch list if you're arrested

i wish for lewd handholding

 

granted. They hold the lowest of your three hands. >.> Did I mention they were a small 6 year old boy? ye, your gonna get arrested.

I wish school was like animu schools. ;-;

 

granted, but you're not the protagonist

i wish for mank demes

 

granted, but they accidently send dank memes.

I wish that I wouldn't see a r as an n, like as in dark and parties

 

Granted. You now see the letter ‘R’ as anothe letter chosen randomly but not ‘N’.

I wish for everyone to konw that you can stlil raed suftf as lnog as the fisrt and lsat lttres are in the rhigt pacle and all the smae leettrs are terhe

 

Granted. They can know they can read it but they don't understand what it means.

I wish for text to not hurt my eyes as much

 

Wish granted. It hurts your eyes a tiny bit less, but the change is unnoticable

I wish for infinite dogs

 

Granted. There's no way to provide for them and they die, filling up the environment constantly. There is now no room- no food. Everything is infected, everythig stinks. Life... just sucks.

I wish for a managable amount of cat people.

 

Managable is 0. You have 0 cat people.

I wish for a glass of water that has infinite water in it.

 

Granted. It over flows and spills, flooding the world. It's Noah's Arc all over again. ;-;

 

i wish you wished for the third time

 

Wish granted. Look on page 69.

I wish I didn'r forget. ;-;

 

Granted, now you never forget anything, remembering every smell, every sound and Evey sight you've ever experienced, always. This drives you insane.

I wish for non-harmful cacti.

 

Granted. But are you sure it's cacti? No spines to tell for sure causr it's non harmful...

I wish for a hedgehog

 

Granted, it's sanik.

I wich for an echidna.

 

Granted. You get the Echidna from Greek mythology.

She kills you.

I wish the below poster has a good life.

 

Wish granted. This causes all my enemies to end the world.

I wish for a perpetual motion machine.

 

granted, but you cant start it

i wish for a giant metal ball