Survive!

[RESPAWN] *click*

Command block: [REPEATING] [ALWAYS ACTIVE]
Command: /kill @e

 

*quits server*

you can't quit tho. ;p

 

*loads an earlier save*

You left the server. The assassin arrives shortly after.

 

The assassin was killed by an easier command. They didn't respond.

Their ghost haunts you for killing them

 

I hire the ghostbusters to help.

The sun explodes in a supernova and you are still on earth during the time that happens.

 

But I'm Superman. I get power from the sun. You don't.

 

i stab you with kryptonite

 

But I'm karok the fallen so yea you still have a lot of HP to go through


I blast you with the deathstar

 

I am a human that can inject puke into people

I inject back to you

 

i have a mirror to reflect the blast back

no-one cares you quoted from long ago
but i dodge the needle anyways

then i quickscope both of you

 

I deflect the bullet back to you using the metal part of my glasses

You fall 23 meters from a tower of grass blocks

 

oof.
Luckily this isn't Minecraft. I still be alive.

You get hugged by a charged creeper. They've stalked you for a while now and have now made their move.

 

I am in creative mode

I do /kill @a
also your in hardcore
(IT MEANS I KILL EVERYTHING)

 

but i wasnt in the server

i ddos the server, crashing it

 

I change the ip of my server

I make you watch an soa marathon for 10 years.

 

but i turn off the tv

and stab you with a poisoned blade

 

I have poison immunity. You just poisoned yoirself by only using a poisoned blade. Grab the handle next time. xD

 

But I also have poison immunity, due to building up a resistance to it via poisoning myself in small doses over months.

I also stab you with a gun

 

oof. That suprise attack. Luckily, I can defend and counterattack by slashing with my mace.

 

but I block it with my rapier

and shoot you with my shield