Survive!

But I also respawn to finish you off. You lost your last life

 

but you dont realise i ate a 1-up

i respawn and bury you with lolis, taking your last life

 

Ha! That was actually my evil twin!

I stab you.

 

i live

i stab you twice

 

I woke from the dead.

I took all of your weapons off and feed you to bunch of hungry lions

 

But I'm also a lion. Adult lions don't eat each other.

You're a lion cub. Adult lions eat non-adult lions.

 

Actually im tree. Lions cant eat trees.

But i take roped and stich you into train tracks. And train is coming in 30 secs.

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

O wait.

I hang you with the rope you tied me up with

 

I get res by the ret

You are attacked by Pestilance

 

I was arrested last night. I'll be fine.

You are thrown off of the roof of the Burj Khalifa.

 

Model* which is 4 feet tall so I get an ouchie

You eat bleach chunks

 

i puke it out

into your mouth

 

You actually puke it into the mouth of someone else.

Lolis surround you.

 

i run away, so i dont get put onto a watchlist

then i run up and punch you in the gut

 

You just punched me, I am hurt but don’t die.

I magically make a bottomless pit below you.

 

You misjudge using magic and make it below you tho.

 

i double jump out while you fall

 

but it was below you, not me. I stand on solid ground.

You touch the spikes above you

 

The spikes deal 12 dmg, but I have 50 hp so I don’t die.

/effect @Tsuyu-chan minecraft:levitation 9999 255

 

You never inserted my mc username. .-. Nothing happens.

/kill @a[rm=1]