Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You can now turn all of your Potatos (but only once) into Potato™. This is the official brand, and not the same as your Chinese ripoff. It will definitely work [0.00000000000000000001%] better. :D

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I wish I wasn't as sensitive to the temperature

 

great now i just remembered the lewd version

granted you are sensitive to everything else

i wish for less homework

 

link pls? '^'

Granted, but you now have to do 5times the amount of classwork in the same about of time you had for class.

I wish you didn't talk about school related things

 

granted ill talk about traps

i wish i didnt say that

btw not linking, look for it yourself

 

"lewd sushi roll?"
.-.

granted. You talk about actual girls with umbrellas.

I wish I could easially wipe images out of my mind

 

granted, but not images of girls with umbrellas

i wish for faster typing

 

granted, but I still tyoe faster.

I wish I was on PC

 

granted, its like 3cm tall

i wish i wasnt watching so many threads

 

granted, but everyone tags you to give you alerts

 

i wish you wished

 

Wish granted. It's quite a few posts back tho.

I wish I didn't screw up

 

granted, but everyone knows what you did

i wish i had a place to put this dead body

 

Granted, it's on your desk.

I wish for a cat.

 

granted, its too smol

i wish for a doggo

 

Granted, it's far too big.

I wish for a bird.

 

Granted, it eats all the plants in and around your house.

I wish for a puppy.

 

granted, but its wayyy too smol

i wish for a huge doggo

 

Granted. It accidentally steps on you.

I wish for a dog that can talk.

 

Granted, it's a robot from the future on a mission to assassinate you, in the form of a dog.

I wish for the nicest thing the granter can come up with.

 

Granted. Guaranteed death to escape from this hell-forsaken world.

I wish I could reprogram myself in any way I desired.