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but i have a mirror to reflect it back

 

But I also have a mirror to reflect it back.

 

i still have my mirror so i reflect it back and throw a hammer at yours, breaking it

 

I steal your mirror and use it to reflect it back at you.

 

i bring out a second, smaller mirror and reflect it back
then i throw a brick at your (my) mirror, breaking it

 

I duck. My quack makes the brick levitate into your face.

 

i dodge

a car comes in and runs you over at full speed

 

I throw a pickle at the car exploding it and you

 

I'm wielding this, so the car implodes instead of exploding. I hit you too, and you implode.

 

*shrugs in a deadly manner*

oof.

My high agility dodges it. Eventually you tire and die of exhaustion.

 

I take a break.

The ground becomes lava.

 

But it's not the floor so I'm fine.

The floor is lava

 

But it’s not the ground so I’m fine.

Everything is lava.

 

I cast a spell to reverse the spell

Now everyone has to snicker a doodle

 

I snicker my doodle and kick you off a cliff

 

But we're connected by a string of fate, so you fall with me. <3

I have wings tho, so I can hover right before I touch the ground. ;p; You, however, cannot.

 

But I have a wingsuit, so I fly hastily but still gracefully down and land safely.

You get hit by an boeing 707 because of, meterological reasons.

 

But Its not on the engine or propellers so I send a barrage of rockets at u

 

the rockets backfire, exploding in your hands

 

My skin is explosion resistant. How? I don't remember. It just is, okay.

My skin is also enchanted with reflection, so the explosion is reflected back at you.