Survive!

before I die, I fling myself onto you, melting you into goo

 

But you melt first. You got the wrong timing and melted too much to move.

 

but I respawn and throw my melted remains onto you

 

But I dodge using spider stilts and mushroom parasol


I combo you with 2 meteors

 

You're using a Depressing Wand, so it does no damage.

I cause the Sun to turn into a red giant a billion years early.

 

That's another timeline so it does not affect me


I use fire soul spell book twin meteors on you

 

I flashbang you to stun you, stopping the spell, and fan the hammer into you

 

You have bones of a chicken and you can't lift the hammer


I use the onyx knights great sword on you

 

That doesn't do crap after I shoot 30 arrows into your torso.

 

They all do 1 damage leaving me with 270 hp


I attack you with a can of worms dealing 30000000 damage

 

The worms rebel and attack you while you are holding it, causing you to drop it

 

i drop it and kick the worms in your direction before running away

 

Grabbing the can of worms, we have a quick discussion.
They really don't like you, especially after you kicked them. As such, I carry them around, hunting you down before pouring them into your bed, to attack you when you next lay down.

 

Luckily most worms are completely harmless and it’s a tickle at most. I slaughter them all with some knives.

I then Sparta kick you into a well.

 

But you're in no good shape to do that. .-.

You break you leg while kicking me and you die from shock.

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Most. >.>
I want to know what worms you have near you that aren't harmless. >.<

 

Well tapeworms exist. Ech.

There’s also the
ALASKAN BULL WORM

 

Ewwwwwww.... ;-;
I wish I didn't ask...

On second thought, I'm glad I did.
Where tf did you find that? xD

 

I watched Spongebob when I was like 5 okay D: the older episodes are iconic

 

are we still fighting?
i dont wanna fight

 

To bad I unleash the frontier greatsword's laser on u