Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it was the seven most different extinct languages ever to exist, and you never learn English or your native language (whatever that is), so you can't get educated and can't communicate with other humans.

I wish for tacos.

 

Wish granted. You get tacos with a side of food poisoning.

I wish to be an expert at cities:skylines

 

granted, you are such an expert that you realise that playing is pointless

i wish for another profile pic

 

Granted. It’s the default Steve skin profile pic.

I wish to be creative

 

granted. But you become too shy to show it ever, and become a recluse. Your creativity is hidden forever.

I wish I understood people

 

granted, you understand that they all hate you
lol same

i wish for a life

 

Life is pending:
Wish granted, you'll get it as soon as you end this one.

I wish I had a life rn

 

granted, but its the standard version, which sucks

i wish for warmer hands

 

Granted, but you get arrested for warming them by placed them on a woman's body (85 yrs old to screw you over. >.>)

I wish I could have a loli warm my hands for a whole year before getying caught.

 

Wish granted you get a death sentence at the end of the year



I wish for macoroni and cheese

 

Wish granted but you got to cook it yourself.

I wish for cheese

 

Wish granted it's melted


I wish for more players on wynncraft

 

wish granted. They're toxic af.

I wish more people were active on forum games

 

Wish granted they are more toxic


I wish for a jojo reference

 

Your next line is, "I wish for a jojo reference!!!!!!"

Uhhh... wish granted ish.

I wish for a NGNL reference.

 

Granted you just got a No Gays No Lolis reference in the mail

I want food.

 

Granted, it has spoiled.

I wish for world peace forever.

 

Did you mean: World in pieces
The world blows up

I wish i had unspoiled food.

 

Flawless.

Wish granted but it tastes horrible.

I wish for an SAO reference. @MistaTigger >.>

 

Ooof....meme instead?
Súper Angry Ovaries. You get super angry ovaries in the mail. And a letter form the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory. Yea.