Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. They listen to facts and now stupidly defend their beliefs.

I wish I could keep my attention on one thing.

 

granted, the one thing is forum games

i wish for things to do

 

Granted. Forum games is a thing to do.

I wish I had a goal in life.

 

Granted. You just finished that goal and now you’re as lonely and depressed as before

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

 

Wish granted, however the game dies

I wish for sleeping pills with the same potency as prescribed sleeping pills.

 

Granted. You tiny body can’t handle the full prescription and you fall into an irreversible coma

I wish for some deodorant

 

Wish granted. But it's in some wierd container you don't know how to use.

I wish for some clothes.

 

Granted, but they're half your size, and you have no other options.

I wish for the tastiest tomatoes ever grown to be on my plate.

 

Granted. But it's superglued there and covered in 12 layers of 10ton epoxy.

I wish I had some edible, nutritious food for me to eat infront of me, ina sotuation that I can easily access and eat at any time.

 

Granted, but it's all durian.

I wish that I had slept more.

 

granted, you had slept one econd more

i wish for faster, more accurate typing

 

Granted, you now have your fingers integrated into your phone/computer, and can't use them for anything else.

I wish for cake.

 

granted, its made of tomato for some reason

i wish for a better comp rank

 

Granted, you waste the rest of your life getting better, until you go up a few spots just before you turn 71.

I wish I wasn't at the dentist right now.

 

Granted. Since you miss today’s appointment, it is moved to tomorrow.

I wish I could convince myself to do work instead of playing wynn.

 

Granted. You spend the rest of your lite working in an office building 15h a day.

I wish motivation was easy.

 

Granted, but rhere's nothing to be motivated about.

I wish I had a good autocorrect.

 

Wish granted auto correct became worse in the year 2018


I wish for less school work

 

Your amount school work is halved, but the work which remains is made much more difficult, resulting in them consuming 3 times as much work as it would've otherwise.

I wish I had enough willpower to become septalingual.

 

Wish granted, but you never manage it no matter how much effort you put into it.

I wish I was born septalingual.