Survive!

oof.
I comw back due to Chinese Plot Armor. Immrdiately, I enact my revenge and do the same to you.

 

I also have plot armour due to being in some obscure way relevant to the story in a couple hundred years.

The writer kills off your character

 

My character kills of the writer, and becomes the new writer.

Your character is deemed useless, so it is never used again, so it basically dies.

 

But this is real life so..,

Russia nukes you with all their nukes

 

I move to the moon before this happens.

You now have to live in an apocalytic wasteland and die of radiation poisoning.

 

But I'm Walle. That's basically what I do.

@KoroSensei explodes your moon.

 

But the moon eventually crumbles in on itself and goes back to normal and hey, @KoroSensei is actually a really nice teacher that’ll help me be the top of my class

Shiro turns your mom into a tentacle monster and she’s evil and tries to kill you

 

*bang* *bang* *bang*
no those are gunshots get your mind out of the gutter you degenerate

You die.

 

but i live

then you die

 

But I'm a bard. I got to live to tell ny epic totally realistic adventures!

I'm lvl 20. VICSIOUS MOCKERY!

 

but i dont have emotions

i brutally punch you to death

 

I succeed on all my saving throws.

I throw you off a cliff.

 

I control how gravity affects me, so I hover in midair.

I change your relation to gravity by making it negative, resulting in you flying into outer space.

 

I am im an upside down house and I live there forever. I become famous and get money from fame.

Some people kidnap you to disect you.

 

Turns out im secretly the mafia leaders long lost son and had cancer in my kidney, so they kidnapped me to remove the tumor


Russia is about to nuke the US

 

I live in Europe, and from now on I make it so that nuclear fallout and nuclear winters simply doesn't come to existence. I do that through the power of weather manipulation, which I control because I'm a meteorologist, the best meteorologist. I can never be wrong.

I create a sinkhole where you stand.

 

I am the shaman. The earth obeys me. So I put the sinkhole where you're standing and freeze you for good measure.

 

Turns out you are a level 42 WOW shamen and I am a level 100 WOW mage with amazing gear. I frostbolt you and you die in one shot.

You are in a three block hole in wynncraft playing Assassin but cannot /kill because they removed the command.

 

I log out before you kill me


I drop all of my homework on you

 

My dog eats it.

I throw my dog at you