Jamie's Free Odd Jobs! [ Closed ]

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Jamieverse how is the fanfic riting going ? reeee

 

I write a ton of fanfic with my friends

 

So fellas this store is still open.

 

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can you make a fanfic of me

 

Give me a base story and I will

 

So, your signature says "The Meme Prophet, And King of Bloomi" Well, can you: A. Give your crowning speech as King, B. Gimme a prophecy of memes yet to come. I want to know the memes to make a month or 2 in advance so i can seem original. Want one as a haiku, one as a limerick, and one as a shakespearean sonnet.

 

Sorry to bother, but... Make me a song. Just any genre.

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Also, Sorry to bother x2 but could you make your own take on my art? I'm looking for a new pfp (I've been using pfps that have been based off my own art a lot)

 

Pls

 

I'm working on your sonnet. I'm not really good with sonnets//iambic pentameters in general but if you want I can send the other 2 poems + speech

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I'll do this soon I'm on vacation right now with cousins, and wifi is scarce like water is scarce in Mad Max

 

Oh ok thanks. Thanks, ill take the other 2 poems and speech, thank you.

 

A.

Sup losers it's yo boi Jahanerooni back at it again with another sick vlog. Today, we're tackling a pretty spicy topic. Damn straight bois I did it I won the election. Now, you might be asking. How did I win? Well it's a very simple story really. It's all thanks to anime. Yes Americans, anime has truly done something in history. Let's backtrack. One day I was catching up on some Nichijou when suddenly Grian was doing some weird ass stream. I threw my guac on the floor, stood up, and yelled, "FUCK YEAH LET'S WATCH THIS SHIT". So I sat down and watched it. I remember it like it was a few damn months ago. "Blah blah blah blah BLOOMI" Suddenly, I was very aroused. I never knew such a word could do things to a human. I was in awe... "Bloomi..." I whispered to myself. I fell on the floor and had a stroke. 2 weeks later I returned from the hospital, with the left half of my brain completely dead. I was lost in life. I had nothing. I could only understand 50% of the meme I was staring at. And then one day, while I was overdosing on pharmacy pills, he came to me. That's right - Jesus. He looked at me and kissed me and said, "Yo fam you gotta be the ruler of this fake world. Everybody on the forums has some dumb gimmick. Now, it is time to claim yours." I looked at him in awe. I stared at his chest hair, which was cut to look like a waffle. I nodded. The next day, I reclaimed the land of Bloomi, covering the forums with shit half-assed memes. I had done it. I had called Bloomi. Finders keepers loosers weepers. I am now dictator of Bloomi. First order of business, the loli genre is now legal.



B.

Spoiler: Haiku

I can't seem to grasp

This weird meme but here's a peak

Buress plus baked beans

Spoiler: Limerick

I went to the meme store today

I asked them for a meme that's gay

They gave me a peak

Into the future I sneaked

I saw one called Pewdiepie Roleplay

 

its beautiful... im in tears its perfect.

 

story line set in the future forums evil mems good good ideas for a story in space

 

I'm not much of an artist but I am mediocre at drawing. Here's an edited version of Mia-Chan from Nichijou.

Spoiler: pic

I'll try to make ur song asap

 

a'ight, hopefully you'll get the song done soon

 

Could you try to make my pfp look like its from an anime?






EDIT:
Anime is god-like

 

@Jamieverse
Eat a bowl of mac and cheese within 24 hours of seeing this message.
as proof, link a picture of the heaping, full bowl, and then another picture of the empty bowl.

 

write a hentiy like book here are some of the characters

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465271395308404747/465278281428500481/hof.png

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465271395308404747/465278281428500481/hof.png

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this job is a big job
btw

 

i see u liked my post. u now have 24 hours.

better get cookin

 

Can't do anything for 2 weeks, as I'm on trip, and don't have my computer.