Corrupt A Wish!

You get a VCS with every anime on it, but all vcs players in the world explode

I wish for an incorruptible wish

 

Wish granted you instead got hit by deh corrupted exterminators edgelord beam

I wish to actually watch love live

 

Wish granted, but you watch it in German with badly translated subtitles.

I wish I didn't have to watch Frozen in so many different languages...

 

Wish granted you saw all of your movies in every language

I wish for a bag of steak

 

Granted. It is however raw and came from a diseased cow.

I wish for the ability to hear what animals say

 

Wish granted but your listening range is 100000000 meters and can't be turned off

I wish for a new Wynncraft update.

 

Granted the update doesn’t let local dumbasses play.

I wish I didn’t have so much work to do this summer.

 

granted, you have to do it last summer

i wish for more things to do in the holidays

 

Granted, you are now paralyzed with indecision from the amount of choices and end up doing literally nothing.

I wish to be better at building

 

Granted you are better at building guns and get caught and are sentenced to death.

I wish I had friends

 

Granted, but they're all a figment of your imagination.

I wish I had an imagination. .-.

 

Granted all you can imagine os tragedy and it haunts you forever.

I wish I had real not-a-figment-of-my-imagination friends

 

Granted. But they are really bad. .-.

I wish I never read NGNL fanfics.

 

Granted you now read Boku no Pico fanfics

I wish I had good anime to watch or manga to read

 

Wish granted. you don' know how to access the sites to watch/read them however.

I wish I was happy.

 

Wish granted you were happy until you watched boku no pico

I wish for oof

 

Wish granted. You have to listen to that sound 24/7 with no way to opt out.

I wish for memes to stop existing

 

Wish granted there IS now nemes the same thing as memes

I wish for someone to kill deh human

 

You didn’t specify which human, it kills a random person.

I wish I could stop being addicted to wynncraft music.

 

Granted yur addicted to undertale music