Generic Fantasy - [5/7]

ehhh? >:T

>.>
okie.

Wait, the fire went where? O-O
My face? Or the one that threw something?

 

Frigid: "oh, hell nah"
Bundling everything I stole as tightly as possible in my arms, I sprint in the other direction

 

Well all my damaging skills would also damage my alleys

I shoot another flame strike at the rock guy

 

O-O
Rip alleys, at least the allies are fine.
Yeees, I know it be a typo. >.>

So fire went to the rock dude.

I look down at myself to lookfor the normal damages that normies would suffer. xD

 

fuck, that was harder to read then homestuck

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Y..Yeah, I.. I use lightning on it.

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wait, are you black?

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You can still die from magic, and that will be truly the end for you.

 

I loot his body as fast as possible.

 

Anything else I should bring?

 

f

 

are you saying that or asking that?

 

Saying that

 

you should put what your character is saying in quotation marks

 

Oh sorry. Thanks!

 

Fun fact is that that was the only post this week-ish that I haven't made while I was sleep-deprived in the dead of night, and is thus technically me at my most coherent.
The only reason my "dead of night" posts seem good is that they're so insanely illegible that the mutilated words loop right back around to something that looks normal.

There's a giant gaping hole because the rock was enchanted somehow, you start screaming until you die.

No but really it's fine. Exceptionally fine, because the remaining 2's (see Blue) throws don't seem to be aiming at you. Don't seem to be that smart.
They have those weird green lines inside their already green outlines, too, coming out from the ground you're all standing on - everywhere, really. They're all converging on the core, which you can see at roughly where the base of this monster thing was. Odd. It hasn't roared once since it went quiet.

F for all those poor, narrow alleys. First they have to host the dredges of civilization, next they all go up in flames ):
yeah yeah the joke was already made but now it's made twice and more is always better

Crack, crack, crackity crack. Your arguably insane damage output can't set stone on fire, but it certainly can destroy them from the sheer force.
1/3 dead.

You blast north, your valuables not even being noticed by most, either because the 10 foot/blue skin part or the running in fear part.
there's just a problem. That one might have been the largest, but the earth's going haywire - everywhere.

Loot:
Ornate Rapier [+1]
Jester Outfit
Regular Outfit (Under that)
Amulet
[3] Sticks

"I don't know, concealed blades, or something? Your, ahem, 'equipment' is also mandatory, but that's kind of self-explanatory, really."

 

oof.

"Hey Han, do you see that too?"

 

Whoops forgot Vsauce

1. once you've read it, your typing changes forever
1.5. I'M MOTHERFUCKIN SERIOUS ABOUT THAT
2. You char the torch rather badly, but the heat works... somehow. Fire.
3. No comment
4. Reforming


I guess since I'm still here

"See what?"

 

Aaayyyy, I got an extra. xD
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I point at the green tendril.
"That."
I move my finger to point at the others.
"Those."

 

I look in wonder at the shit going on, while still travelling north

 

I shoot the next one

 

I take the rapier and amulet, put the rapier in my giant bag, then nope out of there.

 

I explore the mine.

So are you gray?

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@Dr Zed You got a relpy.