Survive!

After taking the first hit i active Secret: Evasion and I take no more damage

Then I pyroblast you when you're done

 

I have 50+ shield

You die from exhaustion. (don't stay too active on the forums kids. >.>)

 

At the last second I turn off the computer and go to sleep.

You die of sleep deprivation

 

I survive via the power of gaining energy from the internet
(It actually happens)


I hack your minecraft account

 

I stop playing minecraft.

You die of old age while waiting for Dern to be released.

 

My reincarnated self spends 20 more years waiting. I now have a college degree in BS while waiting. Which I use to kill you.

 

but I use a crapload of crap to reflect it back

 

I use cartoon physics to make it fall to the ground when it notices gravity.

It rains literal cats and dogs, destroying your house while you’re inside.

 

I use anime logic and I bring out a scythe and cut hem all into pieces



I use my stand to break your skull

 

I stand up (my vanguard). I take one damage. It was a heal trigger.

My turn. I attack you vanguard! Triple Drive! Triple Crit! All effects to my vanguard. Using it's effect, it gets another 2 crit. 6 Damage ya scrub, you died. xD

 

but I had Secret: Noble Sacrifice! You attack my 2/1 Defender instead, taking 2 HP.

Now it's my turn! I play Bluegill Warrior for 2. Then I equip Light's Justice, destroying the Yal'anyr i already had equipped and buffing my Warrior to 6/3. With my remaining 5 mana I play Blessed Champion to buff my Warrior to 10/3, which I go face with to kill you.
ggwp

 

I scoop before you can kill my hero. ;p;

I destroy your nexus

 

This is not how Val'anyr works. Here is the card:

Spoiler: Val'anyr

As you see, Val'anyr buffs minions in your HAND, not minions on your BOARD. So congrats, you missed lethal and I live another turn.

Your brain is about to explode after playing a slow deck and encountering nothing but pre-nerf Quest Rogue all day.

For those who don't know, Quest Rogue had an 80% winrate against slower decks before it was nerfed. Twice.

Crap, I posted too late

 

Your's is better tho. >.>

I rq and theow my phone out thw window. Then I track down the Queat Rogue players and shoot them, before buying a new devixe to play again. You happen to be one of those players, just because I disliked yiu, and not necessarially because you played the deck. >.>

 

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(just say i played lights justice then bluegill)
(in my defence i have played in forever)

but i shoot you irl for all of those spelling mistakes

 

Real life is Hearthstone now, so my counterspell activates and cancels the gun firing (assuming the gun is a ‘deal 1 damage’ spell)

I summon a hyperintelligent AI with the goal of killing you

 

It falls in love with me and I turn it against you >.>

 

I push the robot's emergency self destruct button.

You were caught in the radius of the explosion.

 

But you pushed it so you were too. >.> Also, it's a controlled explosion, courtesy of the robot, and the explosion never reaches ne.

 

I was wearing power armour

I fire a laser at you