Guide Wynncraft's Item Naming Skill Is Too Helpful!

Spoiler: [Warning]

- This is shitpost.
Did you just expected something from @YYGAYMER?! NANI?!

- This thread is literally joke.
If you are tryhard of minecraft and can't hold this gay, please click the button under there :

Spoiler: which you don't want to press

- Much opinions are included.
And again, don't be so serious!

The purpose of [Wynncraft's Item Naming Skill Is Too Op] is making shitpost small irony for those names while making fun at the same time.

Before that, let's see how items are named.

0. How Wynncraft's items are named?

As @Selvut283 gathered many 'Item Makers', many items have been created so rapidly.

But making name for each items will take so long time and it is so hard to think about it.

So I wondered how they create name for each items :

• Abusing single word many times.

Example :
- Kelight : Kelight'a Toothbrush, Kelight's Shield, Kelight's Gauntlet
- Dragon : Dragonspit, Dragon Horned Helmet, Dragon Slayer, ..and more

• References

Example : Odin(Myth), Valkyrie(Myth), Yggdrasil(Myth), Accelerator(Anime)

• Making random sentence

Example : Someone Else's Knife, Return to Ether, Follow the Wind

• Just smashing keyboard

Example : Enduzskam



And I want to focus on 'word abusing'.
Great, time to get to work!


1. Finding things

Good item search system : Wynndata!

Just type any word until you find something 'uncomfortable' like this :



If you found something like this, I must say, you are almost done!

Just with some imaginations, you can call their 'naming skill op' already!

Ok, here's example with this word :

DEATH



Death, what can you think from this word?

I can think the boss of ToA, 'Death'.

Fine, let's start analyzing those words.


Death's Toe => Literally?
Deathbringer => Bringing Death?

I think this is enough to make something with this! :


Yes, bringing Death (with ugly toes of course!)
Congrats if you understoos this picture.

Oh, and there's 'Deathsplinter'!

Deathsplinter => Without translating directly, let's say.. Death + Splinter..?

It makes sense I guess!


A CURSED LINK OF DEATH + SPLINTER

There, as you can see, with just small imaginations, you can create many things!

Since it's the guide, I must give you the other example :

GALE


2. Use your art skill

Congrats of completing the first step of being shitposter

Well, if you have @Aarontti, @LarzLapiz, or @Yuno F Gasai level of drawing skills, you can make more things!

Next word we are going to see is :

BULL

Of course, search the word!



Bull => Literally.
Bullseye => Bull's Eye?

Yes, imagination is also required on here!
As I mentioned with =s, can you imagine how it looks?

Mine could be :



Weapon 'Bull' as the 'shape of body/horn/legs', and 'Bullseye' as.. you know, eyes.

I believe that you can do better than me!

Here's hard homework for you, then!

Spoiler: plz

MAKE THE DRAGON SLAYER FIGHTING DRAGON : INCLUDING ALL THOSE THINGS!

homeworks are retarded

More examples, of course!
Phoenix

Arakadicus

yet there are many ways to call their naming skill op except th..
...



WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

 

insert "this is not shitposting this is advance shitposting" quote

 

This thread just left me confused. Why does a burning torch do less damage than a regular torch? Why do we use an entire bull as the dagger and its eye as a spear. All these people complain about the lore making no sense while they don't notice Wynn's true atrocities.

 

Ewouwe

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euouae

xd

 

I do music and I have zero idea what the hell that is

 

I'm kinda surprised I was tagged

 

Bad wolf = boots
Good = opposite of bad
So is good wolf... A HELMET?
Also know what is a helmet (for now)?
Cancer.
Good wolves have cancer confirmed
What a tragedy

 

Mayonaise is an instrument

 

I'm proud of me.
(pls send help)

 

damn that's fast, i did it in 9:17

 

EXCUSE ME

 

• Just smashing keyboard

Example : Efteling

It's like someone was typing "effing" while panicking at the keyboard lol

 

Whats that in the background OWO

 

Now this is what I call a quality shitpost thread.

 

dragon slayer vs dragon!! who will win

 

A+

 

you grade shitposts now?
truly advanced shitposting as ascended again

 

yygaymer more like WHY WHY gaymer
gottem