Survive!

I have resistance 4.

You just hit thorns 32000 armor. The damage is multiplied and redirected at you

 

but my agility kicks in and the damage is nullified

then i slap you with a fish

 

But I’m a stegosaurus and eat the fish.

I slap you with an even bigger fish.

 

But I'm also a stegosaurus and eat the fish.

I slap you with an even bigger fish.

 

I'm a meteorite and I incinerate the fish


I crash down on you

 

I knock you into the sun with a giant fish

 

Turns out, I can grab the sun(fish) and throw it at you

 

But I have rock form nullifies any damage


Everything gets incinerated around me even u

 

but I am lava, and therefore already melted/incinerated

then I mine you with a pick axe

 

Remember I nullify damage when I'm in rock form


I shoot me ice lazer at u

 

A cold squirtgun does 0 damage against my steaming beautiful Buddha body

I use my bodyweight to smash you

 

But you are so hungry your weight is almost like a popsicle stick


I feed you food until you die

 

before you feed me too much I use my body weight to crush you

 

But you miscalculated and are too fat to move. You choke and die from eating too much

 

before that i simply roll over you

i die and you are trapped under my dead body while a new me respawns because reasons

 

I turn into liquid and flow away.

The respawn is a mere copy of you, and your dead body, which you were, is still dead.

 

the copy then resurrects me, via bullshit

then suicide bonbs you

 

Secret activated(Misdirection)! The suicide bomber blows you up instead!

You are pushed off of the top of a buoldinb and hit a car traveling 40mph at the bottom of your fall.

Also shameless Hearthstone reference

 

Since we’re going with Hearthstone references,
Secret Activated: Ice Block, I am immune to damage and the car doesn’t hurt me.

It keeps going and hits you instead.

 

I use za warudo before I get hit


I Road rolla you while throwing knives and punching you