(theory) What If Yahya Actually Is A God?

In Shattered Minds, in the end, after everything is done, all the mushroom forest shit is revealed to be a hallucination. But what if it’s not a hallucination, and that everything you see is in fact a surreal realm under the control of the god Yahya? Because on Legendary Island, Dr. Legendary states that he saw Yahya, and two people can never have the same hallucination. This shows that Yahya was in fact there physically. But how did he teleport from Nivla Woods to the Light Forest? Well, what if the person in Nivla Woods was in fact a fake Yahya who was paid to act as if Cosmic Magic deteriorates the state of the mind when it in fact doesn’t so a large company (which would be the people paying the Yahya fake) can mine the meteor and make money? All this while the real Yahya is in the Light Forest, with the power of a god due to consumption of the mushrooms? But how do the mushrooms turn him into a god, you ask? Well, the elder at the end of Shattered Minds wanted the mushrooms for a reason, what if it wasn’t to feel high, but to be enlightened much like Yahya was? Also, to explain Nohno and Mehme, Nohno became deranged because while trying to escape Gavel, he got stranded on Rooster Island, and well, who wouldn’t go deranged when you’re stuck on an island full of roosters? Mehme was deranged due to spending years stuck inside the meteor and due to isolation as a result. Sohso is just dead.

 

me thinks someone has been on the internet for a bit too long.

 

wait y’all can tell this is a serious shitpost right

 

Yahya memes are overrated af.

 

No, its a wall of text so I cant tell. It hurts my eyes to look at.

 

its like the potato thing, it was funny at first, but then it was quickly ran into the ground

 

damnit there are so many opportunities for an offensive joke but it is 1:30 am and i dont want to get anyone pissed off at me b/c my judgement is bad

I'll settle for: "
5th Century B.C.

In the ancient ruins of Peru and Chile, archaeologists have found potato remains that date back to 500 B.C. The Incas grew and ate them and also worshipped them. They even buried potatoes with their dead, they stashed potatoes in concealed bins for use in case of war or famine, they dried them, and carried them on long journeys to eat on the way (dried or soaked in stew). Ancient Inca potatoes had dark purplish skins and yellow flesh. The Incas called the potato “papas,” as they do today. Following is the Inca prayer that historians say they used to worship them."

-https://whatscookingamerica.net/History/PotatoHistory.htm

 

If yahya is god. Why dies from one punch?

 

No offense but the formatting has destroyed my interest of reading this post.

 

sorry bout that, i was typing on my iphone. y’all know how hard that is don’t y’all...?