Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted you get attacked by 8 million otakus and 10 million weebs

I wish you like anime

 

Granted, but he won't admit it cause he's a tsundere. xD

I wish I didn't need 1250% likes to messages to get the 5% like to messages tropy

 

Granted, you need 2000%

I wish for good gloves

 

Granted. The dogs really enjoy them.

I wish I had pets

 

Wish granted, they have rabies and bite you

I wish @NotAWeeb didn’t introduce me to Love Live (not that it’s a bad anime, it just turned me into a weeb)

 

Wis granted. I introduce it to you instead.

I wish I watched Love Live.

 

granted
that is all

i wish for better memes

 

granted, bit they are all stolen.

I think I found a way around this gane

 

granted but it doesnt work

i wish for worse memes

 

I nevwe woshed for anything. xD Mistook this for otba, and was about to instictively ban you...
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Grabted. You gain mass downvotes.

I wish there were reactions as well as likes for messages

 

granted, the forums become facebook

i wish for motivation

 

granted. I don't know what you got the motivation to do, but ya gonna do something.

I wish for less dryer lipa

 

you have your lips soaked in marmite
i wish for all wishes from now on to be corrupted

 

granted but osihfnfjcznjlgdsjfnzkjc

i wish to be uncorr-qkofnwjfansz c

 

Wish granted I send the corrupted exterminator at you



I wish I had an eclipse scythe

 

granted but it eclipsed into non-existence

i wish for the other thread to be over

 

Granted which thread

I wish to actually see a purple eclipse

 

Granted, but it’s purple because it is crashing into the earth.

 

[The chain has been broken do you want to continue?]
[YES] or [NO]

I wish for cheese

 

[YES]

I wish the last two wished