Corrupt A Wish!

granted. Ypu watch more anime and post on the forums.

I wish I knew a good sleeping position.

 

granted but you forget what it is

i wish for omniprescence

 

Wish granted you can do the sleeping positions since they are uncomfortable

I wish I stopped sleeping at 4 am


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Wish granted. You are no longer capable of sleep.

I wish sleep wasn't necessary.

 

granted, you are still sleepy though

i wish for have top 5 most recent posts

 

Wish granted in a few years

I wish for all human beings to have infinite knowledge

 

wisj granted. One uses that knowledge to remove all knowledge from the world.

I wish I could read faster

 

Granted you became blind

I wish for a bag of memes

 

Granted. They're stale.

I wish for water

 

granted, its vapour

i wish for air

 

Granted it was polluted

I wish to be able to swim.....

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granted. But only in your dreams.

I wish I had nice dreams.

 

Granted you woke up before you. Could ever dream

I wish for a double barreled shotgun

 

Granted. It is used to shoot you.

I wisj my drowsiness didn't affect my typing speed

 

Granted you fell asleep

I wish for lucid dreams

 

Granted. You are trapped, knowing you are in a dream, forever...

I wish for less than 5 alerts when I wake after after I fall asleap rn.

 

Granted you get 4.9 Alerts when you wake up

I wish for minecraft to add more bosses in 2018

 

granted, you have 3 new bosses to give your paperwork

i wish for legal lolis

 

Granted but you still get attacked by the FBI

I wish anime is real

 

Granted, but the world becomes polluted to the point of extinction because anime is trash.

I wish anime didn't exist.