Corrupt A Wish!

Granted you were incinerated by a mage

I wish for chicken nuggets

 

Granted. They taste like beef.

I wish for steak

 

granted, but I mishear and give you a stake

I wish for pork

 

Granted, but i give you a live muddy pig

I wish for tofu

 

Did you mean toe food ? Granted you got toe food

I wish for a fan that turns into a heater

 

Granted! But the fan gets too hot and the metal melts.


I wish for a big ol’ hug from a doggo

 

Granted. The doggo had rabies and now you do as well.

I wish for a small plastic model of Barrack Obama.

 

Granted but it's only one micrometre tall

I wish for more wishes

 

Wish granted, the first wish is coming

Wish 1) I wish you didn't do that. .-.

 

granted

but I wish for infinite wishes

 

Granted. More + Infinite is alot, so here comes the second wish of the wishes you wished for.

Wish 2) I wish you stopped wishing for wishes

 

Granted

I wish for never ending wishes while wishing for a lot more wishes with more wishes and more wishes while asking for More wishes

 

You forgot a period.
Granted! Everyone on this thread can post a wish.

I wish I wished for wishes that wished for wishes to wish for wishes so that I can wish for more wishes to wish for wishes for other people who can't wish since they haven't wished before and can't wish for wishes due to earlier statements; so by wishing for more wish granting wishes, where the first wish is more wishes that grant wishes allows more others to wish for more wishes, continuing the tradition of wishing for wishes, and not wishing for anything else- which raises the wishing efficiency to the max of wishing to wishes I wish.

 

granted but i didnt read anything

i wish for less alerts

 

wish granted. Yoir account is deleted.

I wish I didn't mistype

 

granted but its only in my quote

i wish for a better sleeping schedule

 

wish granted. You no longer sleep, allowing you to have more time to watch anime work.

I wish I stuck to my sleep schedule.

 

granted, you are literally stuck to your bed

i wish to be better at games

 

Granted, but the game shuts down due to having waaaaaaayyyyyy to many good players.

I wish I got back into wynncraft.

 

granted but you are actually in wynncraft for eternity

i wish to do something with my life