Survive!

I seduce them all and become the new admiral. They really like my weaponry. Especially my cannon and torpedoes. The thrust speed and firepower are superberb.

You die from bloodloss after looking into it too much.

 

I have noseplugs

I summon succubus lolis to seduce all the other lolis to my side and kill you

 

The police crack down on you for the constant use of lolis. Why the use and abuse? ;-; Stopping you, they manage to accidently save me in the process, by stopping the threat.

You are found guilty, and the loli judge sentences you to death.

 

I escape my sentence by bribing the loli guard

Meanwhile my loli sidekick assassinates you

 

i assassinate the assassinator

you instantly die with no reason at all

 

I somehow survive because of no reason at all. .-.

The lolis shoot you for breaking the chain

 

i press e to reflect

it goes back at you

 

i also e to reflect

it goes back at you again

 

press e again?

Somehow it's area of effect now.

 

i leave

then I shoot you

 

It was a mirror, not me, I was behind you, in position to shoot you back.
...
Which I do.

 

I create a portal underneath me and teleport away

I redirect the Saab 900 to crush you

 

portals redirect it from me to you

 

I mirror it back with a mirror

 

I reflect it back to your reflection with a dish of water

 

I turn it around with a pipe

 

I have a trampoline to bounce it back
(What are we reflevting again?)

 

I obliterate it using Jojo's Special Move.

The Saab 900 boomerangs back into you.

 

oof.

no u

 

k.

The boomerang explodes from my eloquent reply, and the explosion only hits you because the boomerang is prejudiced.