Look On The Bright Side

oh wow it still links to me, or you just used a link feature o the tag

otbs, now he's Vsauce.

You don't have fingers.

 

OTBS, someone is asking around for them. Maybe you'll find them soon.

Found them.
...
In your soup.

 

otbs, it adds flavour

the fingers are chewy.

 

otbs, it has a distinct texture.

They didn't remove the fingernails and the grime underneath. .-.

 

otbs, texture

you don't have money to pay for the soup

 

otbs, it only costs an arm and a leg, and you already started to pay with your fingers.

It's hard to eat with only one arm.

 

otbs, you can have a slave assistant help you eat

i sing and i cant reach the high note

 

otbs, at least you can sing. ^-^

Someone broke the chain.

 

otbs we can reforge it stronger that ever

my hands are cold and I'm typing on ny phone

 

otbs, the phone will heat up

my phone's dying

 

otbs you can charge it

I got a b on my exam

 

ontb, if you add two dots, you make :b which is a worse version of :p but being worse accurately represents your grade. >.>

I think I was rude.

 

otbs I don't care

I don't think I can do better

 

otbs, many people here can. :D

I'm not one of them

 

otbs, you're unique

I can't get to sleep

 

otbs, that means more time to play!

I'm, like, running into parked dogs, cause I'm not getting enough sleep

Edit: *cars

 

otbs, you know how to edit posts

i cant read

 

otbs, text to speech is a thing

speech to text is embarressing with my accent. ;-;

 

Otb you aren't North Korean

Then here I am speaking gibberish/alien language

 

On the bright side, someone understands you.

I am not one of them