Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted! You see EVERTHING and descend into insanity.

I wish for nothing.

 

You became air

I wish for nuclear warfare

 

Granted. It's actually quite tame. But it's really hard to see things at the molecular level, where the war is occuring... Rip flairs.

I wish people's existances were acknoledged.

 

Granted but only by you.

I wish for minecraft 2.0

 

Granted you got roblox

I wish for the extinction of all life

 

granted, except it happens in the past, causing a paradox

I wish for spag bol

 

Wish granted you got food poisoning

I wish for the end of the multiverse

 

granted but it makes a paradox again

I wish for enthusiasm

 

Granted. Everyone ever is very enthusiastic about how much they now hate you. Need to be a bit more specific there.

I wish for a framed photo of my dog.

 

Granted. A picture of your dog is taken right next to a dead body. Your dog is holding a knife in a way it shouldn't be.

I wish ny phone processes things faster.

 

Granted. The phone memory is now only 1GB.

I wish for a smaller sister.

 

Granted, but she becomes so small that the sheer density of her atoms turns her into a black hole, which devours the solarsystem.

I wish for a new lamp.

 

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had special powers

 

You now have the special power of being so normal that noone thinks you're special.

I wish to fly into uncharted space, and colonize the planets found there.

 

Granted you die without oxygen and solar radiation

I wish to die jumping into a volcano with fireworks

 

Granted but a mage comes and save your life with fire resistance

I wish for an HTC vive

 

Granted granted you get a bad cluster headache

I wish to see the world ending

 

Granted but you will go to hell for seeing it.

I wish to have a nosebleed when I hold hands someone who loves me...
(What the hell am I thinking???
I'm starting to run out of ideas...)

 

Granted, but you die due to blood loss. The person who loved you can no longer love you, as you no longer exist.

I wish for a cup of salted caramel iced latte.

 

Granted, but it taste so bad that you die while drinking it.

I wish for more ideas for this thread.