Look On The Bright Side

A 40 foot cat knocks the jar over breaking it and freeing you.

The cat then starts mauling you

 

Assuming you used otbs,

Otbs, you can to strangers you survived a mauling by a wild animal.

You are stuck in another dirty water jar that is unbreakable and in a white box for the rest of your life. (Life refers to a normal person 70 year life of a human)

 

Otbs you have double the life span of a normal human

Your getting really hungry

 

Otb you can eat your flesh since you regenerate faster for some reason

You get an infection

 

otbs, that adds to the taste

it tastes horrible

 

Otb it has flavor

But then you get worse food poisoning

 

Otbs, I won't need to eat anymore

You are tortured in Guantanamo Bay

 

Otbs, your family isn't tortured in Guantanamo Bay

Spoiler: Your family gets tortured in Guntanamo Bay

 

otbs: you forgot to put something, meaning the comment chain is over.

NEW COMMENT CHAIN



You're about to drown.

 

luckily, I don't need to breathe.

Your body still needs oxygen tho.

 

no I didn't...
it's literally in the spoiler's name. I assume you never watched iasip

 

otbs, wait I can't do anything

i need to study but it's already like 1

 

New comment chain
All life is going to be extinct in 24 hours

WWWWWWRRRRRRYYYYYY

 

otbs we all get to die

uh idk im a loli now

 

Otb you can arrest people

Then you encounter the internet

 

otbs, are there even any bad sides to this?
>rape

 

otb you can legally arrest them


On the other hand you discover rule 34

 

Thankfully you dont have to worry about that rule.


But then i forgot my connection is down

 

otbs, there are no bad sides to this, you discover tons of new porn and fetishes
Too bad there is no Rule 34 of Wyyncraft.

 

otbs, that means wynncrafy is child friendly.

You encounter @Guy Feiri and his threads on the wynncraft forums.