Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, but I get the sleep.

I wish I could sleep. .-.

 

Your wish is granted, but you may never ever wake up.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

 

Your wish is granted, but it's highly recommended that you sleep for personal health.

I wish I was less tired.

 

Your wish is granted, and you are now less tired, but you now have the curse of having to sleep 8 hours a day or you'll suddenly die in a matter of weeks.

I wish for the one granting this wish to grant themselves whichever wish they wish.

 

Wish granted but the person who got to wish was to kill you.

I wish that I could consume one microgram of dirt.

 

granted but they read it wrong and gave you 1000000000000 kilograms
(damn they cant read)

i wish for cool beans

 

Wish granted, but they all warm up and blush around you.

I wish I had another nice kitsune masked female pfp.

 

granted but its tsuyu
(just look for it in the other thread)

i wish for ll sunshine season 3

 

Granted, but you can't watch it in your country.

I wish for a more comfortable bed

 

Granted, but it breaks easily.

I wish for a rock

 

You now have a pet rock, but it murders all your pets, including all the ones you've ever had and will ever have, for it is jealous, and murderous.

I wish for the carpet under my feet to fly me somewhere new.

 

It flys you to a volvano and drops you in.

I wish I could hold lava without dying.

 

Wish granted! You will be severely injured.

I wish for a Werther's Original candy with the quality that any negative consequence of this wish will only affect the person who corrupts it.

 

granted, but you get two.
muahahaHAHAHAHA

I wish for pie

 

granted, but someone takes a slice out of the middle.

I wish everything tasted like a variance of sweets for me

 

granted, but whatever you eat it now contains an egregious amount of sugar.

I wish to be the fastest organism alive.

 

granted, you so fast that you dont exist
(its science)

i wish to have a normal sense of humour

 

Granted, but everyone else's sense of humour transends, and you're still left out.

I wish for a pineapple

 

Wish granted, but the pineapple pops into existence where your head is located and drops to the floor. You no longer have the tastebuds needed to taste your planned pineapple pizza.

I wish for a tame pet kaiju.

 

Wish granted you get stepped on

I wish to control the entire multiverse all dimensions and all timelines