Survive!

> Scanning...
> Scanning...
> No DNA to get rid of
> No DNA found here
> The program executed does not affect this program
> execute check.exe
> Scanning...
> Scanning...
> Scan complete.
> Did I survive: Technically, yes.
> Execute death.exe
> Loading...
> Loading...
> Loaded.
> You are unable to move any muscles.
> There is no way to regain the movement of your muscles.
> This line and the two above cannot be negated.
> End death.exe

 

I use my bush form before I get killed then fire my edgelord laser at you

 

But I'm immaterial. It doesn't... affect me. .-.

Your brain shuts down and there's no way to start it up again. Even going back in time or warping the rules of the scientific universe doesn't help you.

 

I make a transplant.

A parasite is eating you from the insides out.

 

I puke the parasite out.

You are thrown into a desert island with no Roblox.

 

I still don't know what that is, therefore I survive.

I send off a Mary Sue to kill you.

 

I don't think I'm the one getting stabbed. .-. Just you two.

Death is attracted to you. You have no way to escape it. As soon as one part is healed, another part dies. You can stall death up to a point, but never end it. In the end, regardless of whatever happens, you. will. die. This fact is inescapable, unchangeable. No matter how miraculous your fate. No matter how wonderful your skills. No matter the powers of anyone who helps you. Nothing can stop Death.

 

I go up to Death and convince him to hire me to deliver more deaths on time. Think about it, a few guys has to kill 2 people every second! It's a hard job. So he does his weird Death shit and now I'm a reaper.

You wake up on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean that loses 20 sq ft of its area every day. The island is about to fully erode, and drowning in the ocean is inevitable.

 

Even though it erodes so it's no longer an island, a continental shelf doesn't erode. So you just kinda stand there in 2cm of water until someone saves you. Years later, when you are about to die of old age, you ask for yourself to be thrown into the ocean. To become one with it. And as such, you inevitably drown.

Your blood is replaces with lemonade.

 

My biology changes so my organs produce and require lemonade.

You are touched by a weeping angel, and it affects you completely and authentically. The normal effects of being touched by a weeping angel occurs.

 

According to google, a touch of a weeping angel sends people through time. >.> So... I don't think I'm dead from time travelling yet. xD

Have you ever stabbed yourself? Maybe twice in the chest and once in the stomach? Maybe with a maniacal laugh? Perhaps in a Literary Club? Yeah, that's you.

 

Time gets reset and my file my life is restored.

Your tied to train tracks with a train hurtling towards you.

 

I am tied flush with the train tracks, so I lie there safely as the train passes by above, but I die of thirst because I'm still stuck

The mafia ties you to an anvil and drops you into the middle of the Atlantic, because they can. There is nothing sharp enough to cut the rope anywhere near.

 

But... anvils float... right. .-. So like a message in a bottle, I wash up on shore, untouched. :p

You're stuck in an airtight bottle at sea. ;-;

 

It's quite warm in there. >.> I can feel my power levels rising. I'm recharging my energy, etc.
Was it superman? >.>

You drown.

 

I did the same to you before you did, so you couldn't've done that, except if you did do that once more before I did that to you so that I couldn't've done so you couldn't've done that, then I still would've never existed

You're locked in a safe just large enough for you to fit, which is put into a rocket going on a one-way trip to the moon

 

It has no effect to me since I live in the void I then break out of the safe. Then I unleash my ultimate attack
Void buster at you

 

You are executed for only coming up with a way to survive, but not a way for the next user to die.

 

Same for you...?

You're being eaten by a carnotaurus.

 

I am covered in an strong chemical which causes great displeasure when in the mouth of a carnotaurus, causing the dino to spit me out.

You are being starved in an iron cage by your own family.